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bye! oh hi! bye! oh hey buddy! see you later! oh hi! bye! hello little guy! bye! oh welcome! bye!

sizzlin-system

accurate representation of my brain

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charlesoberonn

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 63

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

lumarys

Wears an eyepatch (or something like it, at any rate) but doesn’t actually need it?

charlesoberonn

Incorrect!

The correct answer is that they all had some sort of relationship with a young male protagonist.

Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls is the great-uncle and caretaker of Dipper

Kakashi from Naruto is Naruto’s teacher and leader

Adventure from The Pagemaster was the traveling companion of Richard

Evil Morty from Rick and Morty was an enemy to Morty

heathenistic-moron

They were all reanimated or brought back to life in some way?

charlesoberonn

Incorrect!

The correct answer is that they were all recruited by Q and the Fourth Doctor to fight against the multiverse-traveling Borg in the fanfic “A Tangled Web Part 6 - Planet of the Borg Down Under”

Crocodile Dundee from Crocodile Dundee

Goliath from Gargoyles

Max Headroom from Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future

Robocop from Robocop

katiekelpies

They all have wheels?

charlesoberonn

Incorrect!

The correct answer is that they were all items found in the brownstone home of infamous NYC hoarders the Collyer brothers

A baby stroller

A Steinway piano

Rusted bicycles

The chassis of an old Model-T automobile

Additional items found include: An X-ray machine, photos of pin-up girls from the early 1900s, glass chandeliers, potato peelers, and jars of pickled human organs.

Next one is about real history:

What do these four have in common?

saulutekaipbabasake

Their surnames ends with “g”?

charlesoberonn

Incorrect!

The correct answer is that none of them saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon live on TV

Maury Emperor Ashoka the Great didn’t see it live on TV because he died 2201 years before it happened

Swedish Activist Greta Thunberg didn’t see it live on TV because she was born 34 years after it happened

American Singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder was alive at the time but he didn’t see it live on TV because he’s blind

American Astronaut Neil Armstrong didn’t see it live on TV because he was too busy being on the Moon

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

quirkyturtle11

they’re all care bears?

charlesoberonn

Correct!

Funshine Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear

Bedtime Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear

Good Luck Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear

Birthday Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what these questions have in common?)

floresilustradas

Had to do it to em

charlesoberonn

Correct! Lucky Luciano (the “had to do it to em” guy) is hidden in every question.

Inside the mouth of Adventure

In the ear of Crocodile Dundee

Inside the baby stroller

On the moon

Behind the candle on Birthday Bear’s belly

Now that’s all, folks!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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Customer: DATA RESEARCH ANALYST MOTHER BIRTHDATE DMV: DAT ASS Verdict: DENIED

#man just let sollux have this #< that was a prev tag #devil post

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jabbaimond

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

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sizzlin-system

🕶️the earth is healing and i am going to unheal it.

sizzlin-system

anything that happened in December 2021 to now was daves fault confirmed

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BEST MEOWRAILS EVAR!!!!! X33333

This animation took me soooooo long so rbs are appreciated!!

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sirfrogsworth

sizzlin-system

little bit shorter than a kangaskhan

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art

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reblogging for the morning crew

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reblogging for the noon crew

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reblogging for the afternoon crew

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reblogging for the evening crew

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reblogging for the night crew

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reblogging for the midnight crew

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kaijuno

Got a new favorite spam email

kaijuno

Wait nvm here’s my new fave

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writing-prompt-s

The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

ordinarymothman

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fruitymations

i did this in like 2 minutes on after effects

sizzlin-system

IM GOJNA FICKING DIE

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moved-please-leave-me-alone

Sometimes I wish Weird Al wasn’t so good at annunciation and making his lyrics so clear because what I would give to not understand the lyrics of Waffle King

moved-please-leave-me-alone

I need to start a collection of people listening to Waffle King for the first time

milfweirdal

what the fuck

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Even poor Jeffy got in on it

f-p-studios

Listening to it rn. So far nothings come up

f-p-studios

Oh.

Nevermind...

cathackz-moved

im gonna listen to it

not too bad so far?

…i dont get it

okay you know what I wasn’t gonna do this but. I think I should take a listen too just to see what all the fuss is about !

moved-please-leave-me-alone

THRILLER NO

sizzlin-system

alright alright ill do it

sizzlin-system

kinda funky beat. pretty nice

sizzlin-system

Is this about sex .

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moved-please-leave-me-alone

Sometimes I wish Weird Al wasn’t so good at annunciation and making his lyrics so clear because what I would give to not understand the lyrics of Waffle King

moved-please-leave-me-alone

I need to start a collection of people listening to Waffle King for the first time

milfweirdal

what the fuck

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Even poor Jeffy got in on it

f-p-studios

Listening to it rn. So far nothings come up

f-p-studios

Oh.

Nevermind...

cathackz-moved