Real Mason

(M): Me

(F): Friend

For context, we were talking about sexuality because why not.

M: “I’m pretty sure I’m straight.”

F: “I don’t know… last time we were talking you said you’d let a guy you found on Pinterest out of all places dominate you.”

M: “Okay but that was ONE time.”

F: “That’s funny, because it wasn’t. Remember that one time you were in a girl’s DMs asking to be stepped on?”

M: “We do NOT talk about that.”

F: “Whatever you say.”

M: “You’re exaggerating everything.”

F: “Am I? Or are you just allergic to consistency?”

M: “Stop talking like that.”

F: “Last time I checked, I’m just going what you've said.”

M: “I hate you.”

F: "No you don't."

There was a guy sitting nearby reading a book the entire time. He didn’t look up once.

After a pause, still reading, he said:

Random: “That’s called being bisexual.”

M: "I'm sorry- what did you say?"

Without looking up, he added:

R: "Also please stop being loud."

Then he just turned a page like nothing happened.

Me and my friend stopped talking for a solid ten seconds.