Don't drop that thun thun thun

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

it literally breaks my heart that someone who admits to sexually assaulting women, who openly calls for discrimination, who is utterly and completely unpredictable, immature, and bigoted, can win over someone so incredibly competent, who’s detractors can only say she’s untrustworthy. It kills me that instead of making history, and electing an amazing qualified female candidate, america could be electing the most openly sexist and racist candidate in modern times.

person: how are you me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous

oh my god oh my GOD

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible