Like a 'bro' pun, only better.

they didnt evven givve you a name or anythin wwhenevver you wwere hatched just kinda dusted you off gavve you the awward an said you wwere goin to be fine in life an im sure you are if anyone evver tried to hurt you all you havve to do is kinda raise up that fuckin card an tell em to back the fuck off

i wwould say an a same to you but it doesnt seem that youre actually much of a immediate followwer most a the time but this time you managed to grab somethin so here havve a little bit a the pride there cause sometimes you deservve it

wwe should havve an awward here that wwe should be able to givve out for havvin an assload a pride rose lalonde is givven the biggest asshole awward

I am sure you worked very hard on crafting it from construction paper and glitter pens, "Asshole of the Year" surrounded by shoddy cut outs of stars and maybe a dolphin or two.