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Whoever said girls can’t be successful in the corporate world is just silly! A successful OTTII girl uses all her assets to create a pleasant workplace for men. Look pretty. Don’t think. Good girl.

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Navigating the corporate world can be confusing as a girl. And sometimes boys can be boys. Here’s how a good OTTII girl should handle some common situations.
Chloe and ChadGPT
Commission by @sissyjustsuckit
Chapter One: The Firebrand and the Tyrant
The October wind howled through Detroit’s battered streets, carrying the scent of grit and defiance. In Hart Plaza, a restless crowd gathered under a leaden sky, their cheers rising like a tide. At the heart of it stood Chloe Winters, twenty-seven, a socialist beacon in a city desperate for change. Her dark curls framed a face that was naturally striking—high cheekbones, fierce brown eyes—but it was her voice, sharp and unwavering, that held the crowd captive. She was a rising star, a left-wing firebrand promising to tear down the corporate machine and rebuild Detroit for its people.
Chloe’s Exam
Chapter One: The Price of Submission
The apartment was a cocoon of silence, broken only by the distant hum of the city that pulsed like a living thing beyond the floor-to-ceiling windows. Seth sprawled across the leather couch, his chiseled frame dominating the space, one heavily tattooed arm slung carelessly over the backrest, the ink a map of his conquests—both literal and figurative. His steel-grey eyes, sharp as a predator’s, tracked Chloe’s every move as she paced the hardwood floor, her sleek brown ponytail swaying with each step. In her hands, she clutched a meticulously organized stack of notecards, the product of months of relentless study for her oral exam—the gateway to her PhD in molecular biology. Her hazel eyes, bright with intelligence and shadowed by exhaustion, flickered over the cards, her lips moving silently as she rehearsed. Despite the tension etched into her delicate features, her natural beauty shone through: high cheekbones, a dusting of freckles, and a quiet grace that belied the storm brewing inside her.
Chloe The Boss Babe
Chapter One: The Corner Office
Chloe Bennett’s heels clicked sharply against the polished hardwood of the 47th floor, a metronome to her ambition. At twenty-seven, she was a comet streaking through the corporate sky of Harper & Voss, a boutique consulting firm with a reputation for chewing up young talent and spitting out cynics. But not Chloe. She’d clawed her way to senior consultant in record time, and now, with a whisper of a promotion to partner, she was on the cusp of making history as the youngest ever at the firm. Her office, a sleek glass box overlooking Manhattan’s jagged skyline, was a testament to her grind—minimalist, pristine, with a single potted succulent on the desk as a nod to something softer. She didn’t have time for softer.

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One Week
Day 1
“Finally we have defeated Ms. Anastasia that evil big breasted bitch. I knew the secret to her long life, beauty and power over others were these hoop earrings. Thank god you were able to resist her charms long enough to distract her for me to take them from her Frank, you’re the best boyfriend ever. I still can’t believe she just turned to dust when I removed the earrings from her! I’ll take these home and destroy them once and for all or my name isn’t Vicky! I’ll see you tomorrow at school.”
Day 2
“Frank you’ll never guess what I found while researching last night. These earrings have more power than even Ms. Anastasia knew! They could help change this world for the better. No of course I won’t put them on, I’m not that silly but I haven’t destroyed them yet either, more research must be done!”
Day 3
“Do I look different to you? I don’t know? Like maybe thinner? Prettier? My boobs too feel bigger. Must be my imagination from the stress of trying to figure out these earrings. They are proving harder to crack than I first thought but I’ve been researching night and day, keeping them by my side, finding a way to use it for good. I could really use a release. This may sound weird and unlike me but could you do me a favour? Could you finger me? I could do it but I could really use your handiwork. I want to feel you pleasure me.”
Day 4
“Revealing? Yeah I guess my outfit is a little revealing but I like how it makes me feel and look. Plus don’t act like you don’t have your eyes all over me, drinking me in. The earrings? Oh yeah I’ve taken a break from my research as it was burning me out, but don’t worry I keep them on me at all times. Speaking of taking a break, how about you come here and quit your questions to use your mouth for a better purpose.”
Day 5
“I had to wear them to try and understand the power Frank! My research was going nowhere and I needed a first-hand experience. It’s no big deal it’s only for an hour to see what they are capable of, plus look what it’s done to me. I look more mature and more gorgeous than ever, it’s hard not to look in the mirror all day. Look at my big beautiful tits, I’m sure you’re happy with those. Plus I feel more confident, more assertive and now I have a better understanding of their power. Look why don’t I put your mind at ease by giving you a little treat. Help me by unzipping those jeans of yours.”
Day 6
“Yes I’m still wearing the earrings but I need to. I understand the power much more when it is flowing though me. Plus look what’s done to me, I’m practically a goddess! None of the bitches in this school are anywhere near as hot as me now or as powerful! What do you mean I’m sounding like Ms. Anastasia? I’m nothing like her, I have complete control over the earrings, look I’ll show you. Look at my breasts Frank, aren’t they glorious? You’re finding them entrancing aren’t you? You’re forgetting all about Ms. Jones aren’t you? You’re forgetting all about the magical earrings. They are just a regular pair of earrings that I’ve always owned. You are my loyal boyfriend who will do what I say always. So let’s test your loyalty, I command you to lick my pussy!”
Day 7
“Frank you’ve been doing an excellent job of rounding up all these fools who would dare speak out against me, you’re the best boyfriend ever but some of the jocks need some convincing by me so I’m going to let them fuck me until they are my willing servants. I knew you wouldn’t mind. I know you won’t remember but you were wrong about me being like Ms. Anastasia, I’m so much badder, hotter and more powerful than she ever was. You’re the proof because she couldn’t even brainwash you. I will show this world thst she was just the appetizer or my name isn’t Ms. Victoria.”
Creating his ideal girl
Vicky is my girlfriend. She was born and raised on a farm and later moved to the city nearby. There she tried to make money by selling coffee and tea in a coffee shop in the Suburb. That`s where I met her. I fell in love with her warm smile and her sweet and shy personality. She always cared about others and also helped in a homeless shelter. After a few days, I asked her out and well, it worked.
Now, six months later, we are a happy and loving couple and planning to move together. In this time, we were fighting sometimes, like every couple does. She confronted me, that I was oogling other girls, who were most likely the opposite, big boobs, a lot of makeup and bitchy… Additionally, Vicky never had that much money, so I ended up paying for almost all of our things. Sometimes I asked her, why she didn`t put on some makeup for me, just to look a little more girly, but she always declined saying I should take her as she was.
Thats when, one night, I was browsing the darknet. There I stumbled over a device, which the seller promised could alter any persons appearance and even their mind. Needless to say, I clicked on “buy” within seconds. Well maybe I was a little drunk, but who cares, right?
Three days later, the post man delivered the package I nearly forgot about. As I opened it, I was surprised how compact the device was and how cheap it looked.
“Wow, looks like I got fooled. Well let`s try to atl east turn this thing on.” The screen lit up and there was a note popping up, which said: “Point at target and press ENTER for further options…”.
I didn`t want to try it out on myself, so I called my girlfriend to come over. I said, I had a surprise for her. When she arrived, I showed her the device and told her, what I have read. Vicky laughed at my face.
“How do you believe in these kind of things?”, she said chuckling, with a warm but amused look on her face. “I told you that guys tend to buy all kind of trash.”
I sighed. It was pointless. Nevertheless, I pointed the device at Vicky and pressed ENTER. Some kind of beam hit her and she went blank.
“Vicky, Vicky, what happened to you, honey?”, I asked shocked. That`s when the device vibrated and a list of options showed up on the small screen.
It was seperated between physical and psychological options. “Hmm, I think I`d start small. I konw, I love her for everything she is, I love her character and her warm and helpful soul. But she is not quite the looker. Maybe if I switch her beautiness a little up, that might help.” So I did just that and pressed ENTER.
Just as I confirmed my change, Vicky came back to life. She looked at me confused, but then smiled at me. I noticed, that her features became more defined and more beautiful. Her eyes turned from brown to blue and it appeared, she wore just a tiny bit of makeup.
“WOW!”, I thought. “That thing is real and I can do so much other things! Damn, I am getting turned on by the thought of this.” I turned back to Vicky and asked her: “How do you feel baby?”
“I am just fine, why are you asking?”
“Don`t you feel any different? I mean, just take a look the mirror!”
She walked over to my full length mirror in confusion and studied her appearance. “Chris, what are you talking about. I look like ever!”
“That`s weird”, I thought to myself. Then I noticed our couple pictures. Somehow they changed as well. “Damn, the device also changes reality? At least the reality of the person changed, I guess.”
Let`s try it out again. I zapped her again, and after she went blank again, I thought about my next change.
“I know, Vicky loves her golden blonde hair, but I`ve always wondered how she`d look with darker hair…” So I chose the specific hair option and once again pressed ENTER.
Her hair turned from blonde to brown. I loved it. When Vicki came out of her trance-like state, she smiled at me.
“I`m sorry, it`s not my day. Somehow I cant concentrate properly… Maybe I should take a nap later on…”, she sighed with a warm smile.
“Brown hair is nice and all, but I`d love to see her with black hair. Hust to make her more mysterious looking”, I mumbled to myself.
Again I made the specific adjustments to the device and pressed ENTER.
There she was, looking at me with her pale blue eyes, which were now piering due to her dark hair. She looked so different! This power I possessed with this device made me shudder… I was sure to made her my perfect girl.
Now I wanted to try something different. I wanted to try out my first mental change. I always was a fan of vain girls. You know, the kind of girls who wear a ton of makeup and are dressed in nice clothes, who try to look their best at all time. So I made this adjustments to the device and added a makeup-addiction, so that Vicky couldn`t go out without any make-up on.
ENTER
That was a few days ago. I was stunned by the change in her appearance and behaviour. Before, she was the cute girl next door, who wore cute clothes, but never really cared about her appearance. But now, it`s a totally different story.
For example, we went to get a burger in the drive-in. It was a lazy day. Normally she would wear lose clothes and no make-up. But now, she was wearing designer clothes and a lot of make-up and her hair was done… I loved it.
“Babe, can I get a small cheesburger and a small fries, please?”, she asked warmly. “Thank you, honey.”
She still was the sweet girl I met. Sure, she looked a lot better now and she spent more mony on clothes and make-up than before. But she was still my shy and sweet girlfriend. And that is exactly, what I was about to change.
“I will change her to make her a vain, bitchy and manipulative slut”, I said to myself. “I will make her MY vain, bitchy and manipulative slut!”
At home we were getting comfortable and ready to go to sleep. But while Vicky was sleeping, I started to put in my changes, I had prepared.
I altered her character in a way, that now she would be extremly confident, vain, bitchy and could manipulate any straight man she wanted. I made her slutty, so that she wouldn`t mind sleeping with other men and women. Additionally to that, I changed her speeking patterns to make her use a lot more swear words, just to make her more of a bad bitch… I implemented a deep desire for latex and leather clothing, so that she would wear these kind of clothes almost all day every day. Next I gave her the body to match, a body every man would love to fuck and every woman would envy. Pale skin, tattoos, huge fake-tits and toned body. And lastly I made sure, she would be loyal and obedient to me. She would never leave me, eventhough I would never be her type, now.
With all the changes put in the device, I pressed ENTER.
Trebling with anticipation, I walked in our sleeping room. There she was. Vicky. Her hair had gained a little red colour, she was a little taller (maybe because of the high-heels she now was wearing) and her body had gained some tattoos. She wore heavy makeup and stared vainly and cold in the mirror.
“Good morning, Vicky”, I stuttered, “did you sleep well?”
“Why the fuck are talking to me like that?”, she sneered in a bitchy tone. “Look at me, a bitch like me always sleeps well. And you know damn well, that I hate it, when somebody calls me Vicky. Vicky sounds weak, just like your name, Chris. Its Victoria!”
With these words, she came over to me, heels clicking, hips swaying, with a cold but seductive smile on her lips. She gave me a small kiss on my lips and grabbed my crotch. “I`d love to suck on that like the bad slut I am…”, she hissed. “But you have to get ready for that pitiful job you have. I have to get ready, too.”
“Where are you working again?”, I asked confused. I doubted that the coffee shop would let her dress and behave like she does now.
“Well, maybe you should fucking listen to me for once, Chris” she laughed coldly. “I quit this boring-ass job at the coffee-shop and joined the strip-bar down the road. Thats where the fucking fun starts, you know?”, she said with a seductive wink.
“Yeah sure, I know that…” I smiled. “But don`t you sleep with other men, Victoria…”
“I will fuck whoever I desire, weak man!” She sneered. “I am a goddess and you are lucky to be with me. But don`t you worry, I will save my pussy for you. Atleast tonight. I will pick you up after work.”
While at work, Victoria was sending me a picture of herself. “I am shopping. My fucking clothes are so ugly. I have to be dressed in leather and shiny material to express every curve of me. I am a goddess. Sorry, I had to take your credit card ;)”, she wrote.
I looked at the picture. The woman staring in the camera had nothing in common with the sweet girl I met. Her pale blue eyes stared in the camera with an ice-cold glare. She could make anybode shrink just by looking at them. She wore full-on makeup and had tattooed her eyebrows in a bitchy and cruel way. She was wonderful mysterious and dangerous. And she was mine.
When I left my working place, I knew something was off. Everybody were distracted by something. Then I saw her. Like a dark angel or a dark succubus, Victoria was leaning on the stairs of the building. She looked ice cold and vain, but I could see, she was enjoying the attention in a cruel way. She was wearing a tight latex dress, hugging every curve of her body and tight latex overknee plateau-boots.
She then saw me and smiled, coldly and knowingly. She clicked over to me, with her heels. She gave me a peck on the cheek. “We wouldn`t like to smudge my make-up, would we?” she smiled seductively. Standing next to me, she was now two inches taller than me due to her boots. “How about we go home, and I show you how lucky a man you are to have me…”, she breathed in my ear.
A few weeks later, I still couldn`t believe my luck. I had the best sex anyone could imagine and even my finances were looking good. Because of Victorias manipulative character, she could get anything from rich man and after another slight adjustment with the device, she shared her prey with me. She often lets a rich man fuck her, just to take all his money. Because the only man who matters in her life now is me.
Night Out
Goth girl Charley was looking through her book of spells to find something that she could possibly hit her mother with. She didn’t hate her mother, Nicole, but tonight she wouldn’t let Charley go see her favourite metal band in the city.
It was the one time she was envious of the plastic barbies that attended her school and their white wine guzzling trophy moms who could care less what their bratty daughters did.
Charley just needed to find a spell that would help her sneak out undetected. She sifted through the reams of pages looking for the right spell when there was a knock on her door and her mother came in. 
“Hi honey I know you’re mad at me for not letting you go to your concert but I thought what if we watched one of their shows on YouTube then next time maybe we go together.” Nicole said with a smile offering the olive branch but this just made Charley more furious.
“Next time? There may never be a next time Nicole! God you just don’t get it do you? Ugh I wish you were like all those trophy wives who didn’t care what their daughters did.” Charley said as a slight chill entered the room. That was when she looked down at the book and noticed her hand was placed on the ‘wish’ page.
It was a spell that was a one time use that would allow any wish to happen as long as they touched the page. Charley had been saving it for a day when she really needed it but now had accidentally used it.
“Oh I don’t feel so right.” Nicole said suddenly clutching her stomach as her body began to transform.
Bones cracked and popped as they rearranged themselves in her body to make a new form. Her flabby mom fat disappeared around her body and was replaced with toned athletic muscle as if she played tennis everyday.
Her pale skin became sun kissed as her dark brown hair turned platinum blonde. Her face and tits warped as if they were assaulted with years of expertise plastic surgery. Her normal drab clothes changed into a figure hugging black dress and her demeanour changed from a welcoming smile into an indifferent cold stare.
“Mom?” Charley asked uncertain her mother was still in there. Nicole whipped a mean stare at her daughter.
“What did I tell you about using that word? I don’t want anyone to know I have a child. Always call me Nicolette. God you’re so pathetic in here on a Friday night. You know when I was your age I was out wrapping men around my little finger and here you are reading some book?” Nicolette said snatching the spell book from her daughter’s hand.
“Like what is this shit? God I wish you were like my friend’s daughters. They are closer to me more than you’ve ever been.” Nicolette said holding the book not knowing what she had just unleashed as a cold chill filled the air once again.
“No no no no this can’t happen!” Charley said as a wave of changes started to wash over her too. She moaned as her chubby belly disappeared and was replaced with an envious flat stomach. Her tits grew outward and sat perfectly on her chest. Her hair changed into a beautiful golden blonde mane. Her face covered in makeup insuring the 18 year old would make it into any over 21 club.
Her clothes shrank into a small tight top and skirt and turned pure white. Her mind however was the furthest from pure. As reality changed around her she suddenly had new memories of being the most popular girl in school. Her boyfriend was the high school quarterback but she regularly cheated on him. Charley tried to fight the changes but a big part of her didn’t want to. It was too good feeling like a hot bitch.
As the transformation finally stopped the memories of the changed beauties erased any semblance of their past lives.
“Chantelle darling you’re looking like you’re ready to go and break some hearts.” The proud mother said viewing her daughter as a reproduction of her younger self. Chantelle stood gazing at her own beauty on the mirror.
“Don’t I just look so fuckable? Think I’ll go after a stockbroker tonight, they always have such nice apartments and I don’t feel like taking a taxi back tonight. What about you Nicolette? You want to come? You look ready to ‘eat’ something tasty.” The spoilt daughter said with a knowing smile.
“Oh don’t worry about me honey I’m having food come to me.” Nicolette said licking her lips. Chantelle looked at her mother with adoration. She only hoped she could be a knockout at her mother’s age.
At that moment the doorbell rang.
“That’ll be him. Chantelle dear do me a favour and rev his engine a little on your way out, then send him up to me.” Nicolette said heading to her bedroom.
Chantelle was about to leave when she spotted the spell book on the ground. She thumbed through it for a minute and saw such delicious spells that she knew she would have fun with.
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Elizabeth and Eleanor were never really close. They’d tell you that they were, probably, and it’s true that they got along fine. But that unspoken, deep level of connection that twins were supposed to have? They didn’t have that, and they both knew it.
They both felt bad about it sometimes. They both wished they had it occasionally. Mostly, though, as they grew up, they just drifted away from thinking like that. They were sisters, and nothing more. That’s not so bad, right?
Thing was, they were still pretty similar. They had many of the same interests and same pet peeves. They were frequently into the same guys. They even ended up in the same major at the same university.
They stayed out of one another’s way as much as possible - their class schedules didn’t overlap much at all, by design. Still, though, they were mistaken for each other constantly. They were used to that, for the most part, but it became more irritating as time went on.
Elizabeth was the one who found it most grating. She was turning out to be the more studious of the two of them. She buckled down and took her studies seriously, whereas Eleanor was finding the free-wheeling party lifestyle a bit more seductive. Elizabeth swore to herself that she didn’t judge her sister for that, but she did, a tiny bit. Still, though, it only really bothered her when people mistook her for Eleanor.
Mostly it was harmless - people excitedly greeting her or asking her about some frat party coming up. Elizabeth patiently explained, again and again, that she wasn’t who they thought she was. They’d laugh about it, apologize - it was never a big deal. But over time, it served to reinforce that she was the boring, dull, bookish one, and her sister was the fun, exciting, popular one. Deep down, Elizabeth started to resent Eleanor for that.
Then Eleanor fucked Roger.
Roger was in several of Elizabeth’s classes, and god, did she carry a torch for him. Tall, with ruffled blond hair and the most adorable chin dimple, Roger was bright and friendly and just all-around dreamy. Elizabeth was too nervous to do anything about her crush, but he was the star of a great many fantasies on Elizabeth’s lonely nights.
Then, at some drunken party or another, he had sex with Eleanor.
When she mentioned it to Elizabeth, Eleanor appeared to not even know that Elizabeth had such strong feelings for him. She was oblivious. That figured - Eleanor had become so thoughtless, so selfish, so careless, why would she ever think of her sister? Why wouldn’t she just… just… just whore it up all over campus, fucking any guy who her own sister might be interested in?
Elizabeth knew in her heart she wasn’t being fair. She knew she was lashing out because she was hurt, and insecure, and angry, and envious. But that didn’t stop her from quietly seething away in her room for hours every night. It didn’t stop her from wanting to get back at her sister, in the most crushing, humiliating ways she could imagine. And it didn’t stop her from enacting a plan.
She filled Eleanor’s spotify account with dummy tracks, duplicates of her favorite songs. And in each of them, she added dense, heavily layered subliminal audio. Thrumming bass lines that played below the audible level, soaking Eleanor’s brain with wavelengths that’d help make her receptive. And in a voice that sounded identical to Eleanor’s, she whispered horrible, corruptive things.
I’m a filthy fucking slut, she whispered. I’m a sex-crazed bimbo whore. The only thing I know how to do is spread my legs. I’m a dirty, nasty, easy piece of cunt. I’m too stupid to do anything but fuck. I’m a worthless whore. Sex is the only thing I think about. Fucking is all I’m good for.
Eleanor - Elli, as she started calling herself - dropped out within a month. She started stripping. It was well known that the club she danced at was very willing to look the other way if their dancers wanted to earn a few extra bucks in the private rooms doing a bit more than just stripping. Elli started building a web presence, as well - fetish modeling and camgirl work. Elizabeth looked up her stuff a few times. It was a strange thrill, seeing her slut of a sister brought so low. She was already growing an enthusiastic fanbase, though, so it was hard to say she was unhappy or unsuccessful.
There was a slight problem for Elizabeth, though. In her normal, studious manner, she’d put those subliminal tracks through rigorous testing and approval processes. That meant, of course, listening to them. It wasn’t dangerous, she figured - she knew what was in them and would be able to monitor and regulate her own thought patterns. Thing was, every single one of them started with a reinforcing message about how nice it was to listen to them. She needed Eleanor to listen to them frequently, after all!
So, even after she was done, Elizabeth found herself listening to the subliminals herself. They weren’t really affecting her, she didn’t think - maybe she was a bit more aroused lately, a bit more interested in skipping studying to look for a date at the bars near campus. Just a slight shift. Nothing to worry about… probably.
Rather than wait and see, Elizabeth drew up a new set of subliminals. Ones that reinforced the right behaviors. I am a serious student. I work hard to be the best I can be. I take my studies very seriously. I am intelligent, capable, and self-reliant. She listened to those every day.
Thing was, she couldn’t seem to stop listening to the old subliminals, too. Over and over. Day after day. Endlessly. Those other thoughts didn’t rinse away - they clung to her mind, relentless. The two sets pooled together in her mind, swirling, coagulating into new, conflicting, confusing thoughts…
Elizabeth had to change schools a few times, as it turned out. She just couldn’t help but fucking her professors from time to time. After all, she was a brilliant, hardworking slut. A filthy, wet, slutty, serious-minded scholar. A capable, intelligent, easy piece of ass. She had a 4.0 GPA and a libido that never slowed.
Occasionally, she’d hook up with a guy who’d mention how much she looked like that bimbo pornstar, Elli Luscious. They’d tell her that she could be her twin, while they pumped their cock between her eager lips. Elizabeth would just giggle.
“Oh, no,” she’d say. “I don’t have a sister.”
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Oh my God! I got it! I got it! This is the happiest day of my life! I landed a scholarship with the university MBA program!
And, get this, they want me to run an applied lab report as a first year student! Isn’t that great?
Apparently they were really impressed with my undergrad work on youth purchasing trends and want me to take it to the next level.
So long BS job, hello fast track to executive life with a corner office.
OK, so maybe this program wasn’t exactly what I expected.
They don’t want me to conduct surveys or collect data or anything. They want me to have a first-person experience as the target youth clientele. The study’s corporate sponsor even paid for me to have an apartment in West Campus, near all the sorority houses. And, get this, they provided a bunch of their products for me to try out – clothes and makeup and whatnot.
Weird.
But, like yea. A free apartment is a free apartment and an MBA is an MBA.
I start some summer classes next week. Apparently there were a few gaps in my undergrad transcript and they expect me to fill this prereqs before the fall semester.
Whatevs. Soon enough I’ll be back to power suits.
Hey guys!
So what’d y’all think? Cute right?
I’m kinda having fun with all the clothes and shiz they put in this apartment. I wish I could say the same about the classes tho.
Ugh!
I thought they’d be like totes easy or whatever but they’re actually really hard. So fucking hard.
And soooo boning.
Blerg!
Luckily the TA is like super nice and he’s really helping me with all his junk.
Anyways, I can’t wait until summer classes are over.
Ok. Fuck. This. Shit.
Fuck it! Seriously, I’m done.
I’m done with these lame ass classes that I don’t even understand. I’m done with having to give up my whole summer to sit in a boring lecture for no reason. I’m done with the douchey TA trying to stare at my tits. He just thinks he’s hot fucking shit cuz he’s a total dream or whatever.
Fuck it! I’m going shopping and then I’m going partying. Cuz that’s what summers are for!
*giggle*
Why didn’t I think of this sooner? Who needs to study when I can just suck a D to get a D. Right?
Totes!
I’m like, ya know, so smart.
*giggle*
Hey guys! So guess how I celebrated passing all of my summer classes?
*giggle*
I went blonde! Do you like it?
Well, know what they say. Blondes have more fun and I promised myself that I’m gonna have so much fun at college. Now that I got all my stupid prereqs out of the way I can start freshman year just like everyone else this fall.
But don’t expect to find me in the student center or library. I’m gonna hang out at the business school. That’s where at the hot guys are that’re gonna make tons of money when they graduate – real men with fast tracks to executive life and a corner office. Cuz I didn’t come to college to be some bro’s slampiece. I’m here to get my Mrs. degree and become a real trophy wifey!
Oopsie. Guess I didn’t even make it to graduation.
You never could resist her as a man. Somehow you doubt that the Good Girl in you won’t be able to either…
In the end, she was absolutely right. You LOVE being a woman!
Are you freaking kidding me… NOT explicit.
Hiiiiiii! Just re-posting some of my favourites from my Instagram account.

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I would love to look like that
Homework: Bending at the waist.
Your homework this week is the practice bending over at the waist.
Whether you are at home getting something out of a kitchen cupboard, loading up the dishwasher, at work filing, or going over something at a colleague desk, rather than bending your legs, keep your legs staring, and bend at the waist.
This will not only show of your legs, but will cause you to display your ass to nearby men.
Remember when bending to keep your back straight, don’t allow your torso to slouch as this will bend your back and place too mush stress on your lower back muscles.
To help you maintain the correct posture, imagine you are bending over a pool table to take a show, or you are being fucked from behind and he is pulling your hair forcing your head back.
RIP bimbo-college. I had such high hopes for this tumblr but i don’t think it lasted for even a week.