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Whenever I have someone ask me for advice in how to become a bimbo, I always say the same thing: outside of the rules that I’ve written, the only advice I can give would be specific to each person.

I need to know who you are, what you look like, and what’s holding you back. I also need to know what your ultimate goal is. Is it to be a full bimbo? Is it to be just stage 2? Perhaps it’s to be just a more fashionable girl. I need to know the starting point and the destination before I can draw the map. 

With that said, I have noticed one re-occurring theme. There is always something holding a bimbo candidate back. Perhaps it’s a complete lack of knowledge on how to look sexy. Perhaps it’s what their friends or family will think. Perhaps it’s a job and what co-workers think that’s getting in the way. Maybe it’s just being scared. Or maybe it’s because girls these days have been told they should grow up to be doctors and lawyers and scientists and other careers, and not focus on their looks and what men think of them.

With that, I’ve come up with one piece of advice that can help rationalize why you should become a bimbo. 

Being a bimbo is a career!

It is! It’s career choice. I mean that not only in how you should approach training and commitment, I also really mean that monetarily. Think about it. All the girls I post, do you think they are doctors? Do you think they have a 4 year degree in psychology? Do they look like future CEO’s? 

No. Yet, do they look unhappy? Do they look stressed? Do they look bored? And just as importantly, do they look poor?

How many of them look like they are dressed well? With hot and rich guys? In nice, expensive places? - Most of them!

Look at this poor, unattractive, unhappy girl

Look at this rich, sexy, happy bimbo

Let’s discuss those two points:

Bimbo Career Training

Like any career, to be successful you have to train. In most careers, you might go to school and get a bachelors degree. Some require you to get a masters, or even a doctorate. All of these levels require a lot of work. In theory, the more work and time you put in, the more you get out on the other end. 

Being a bimbo is no different. This is bimbofication. You have to train and learn about what it takes. You must learn how to dress, learn how to act, learn what looks good and what doesn’t, and learn what men want. As you do this, you slowly complete the bimbo process and earn yourself a bimbo degree!

Freshman Bimbo

Senior Bimbo

With any career, you’ll then find yourself out of school and in the work force. Here is where you really shine as a bimbo. You work your way up through the bimbo food chain. You apply your bimbo skills at interviews with new men. You market yourself with your Instagram and the clothing you wear. You become a career bimbo. It’s your life! And it’s a happy one! 

You spend your life looking sexy, loving the attention, and being the happiest bimbo you can be. Most people say “it’s not a job if you look forward to it”. Well, if you love being a bimbo then it’s not really a job, there isn’t a happier thing on earth to do!

Bimbo Career Income

So, how do you make money becoming a bimbo? It’s important to remember that most women these days are told to not be stay at home wives. To go out and get in the STEM fields. To get high paying, stressful jobs. 

Well, the reality is those jobs are few and far between. Chances are most women, and frankly most men, will go to college and go into debt to get an entry level job, then spend their good years working their way up to middle management. Dealing with office politics, back-stabbing, sitting at a desk all day, and things not coming as easy as it does to the men. It’s stressful! All while making barely enough to get by, and marrying an average guy who doesn’t make enough to let you stay at home with the kids all day. Meanwhile, you sit there and day dream about being one of those pretty girls sitting next to some rich guy in his Ferrari. 

Why do that when you can turn being a bimbo into a career? The money you would spend on college can easily go to gym memberships, implants, fake lips, and a bimbo wardrobe. With that investment, you can easily start off with an entry-level bimbo job. Maybe this is a bikini-barista. Maybe this is at Hooters. Maybe this is a stripper or a cam-girl. But you can start somewhere making a little money to support your early bimbo dreams. 

Entry Level Bimbo - Bikini Barista

As you move up in your bimbo career, you can really hit it big with social media. Between Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, you can make a lot of money by just taking photos of your sexy self doing fun things. Did you know the top Instagram models earn millions of dollars a year? You read that right. Do you think they are doctors or lawyers or accountants on the side? NO! They are full tine bimbos! They spend their day’s staying sexy and showing off. - The two main principles of being a bimbo. 

Instagram Bimbo - Enjoying the beach and showing off her work

Ana Cheri makes over $3mil a year being a Bimbo on Instagram

Finally, the last part of the bimbo career is rich men. Your bimbo career could pay off when you hit it big by finding and marrying a rich man. If you’re a good girl for him, he’ll keep you around for quite a long time. You’ll not only be allowed to spend your days keeping sexy, shopping, and pleasing him, he’ll give you a Mercedes, and take you to high-class parties. What could be better!

Bimbo Goal - Marry Rich

So, I ask you: What is a better career choice for a young girl? Spending tens of thousands of dollars on school? Or spending much less on dedicating yourself to looking as sexy as possible? One will work their way up to a mediocre career with mediocre happiness, and one will work their way up to a rich man who makes them significantly happier, spending their days doing what they love!

Here is the bimbo career path:

Bimbo training / Education - This is Bimbofication

Bimbo entry-level job - It won’t be glamourous, but it’ll get you experience

Bimbo Social Media Star - this is where you become popular and get fans

Bimbo Husband - A rich guy who helps you fulfill your dreams!

Of course, not everyone will climb the entire ladder. But a middle of the road bimbo will always be happier than a middle of the road manager and some boring job desk job.

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Is this a punishment? Definitely not. It's a game I play with my friend. We call it the penny game.

You just need two dice and a penny. And some other fun stuff of your own choosing. Here are the rules.

To start, she gets completely naked. Then she rolls both dice for a number of minutes, and I roll one die for a multiplier. She has to stand like that, holding the penny against the wall with her nose, for the number of minutes she rolled times the multiplier I rolled.

But first, she has to roll one die again to determine what she will wear. The outfits corresponding to the roll of one die are as follows:

Heavy iron collar

# 1 + leg irons and manacles chained together

## 1 + 2 + large metal butt plug

## 1 + 2 + 3 + nipple clamps

## 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ball gag

## 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + crotch rope with Hitachi tied against cunt

Once properly outfitted, I hold the penny for her to start then the time starts as soon as she pushes her nose against it.

If the penny drops before the required minutes have passed, she gets a cane strike for each minute she falls short.