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Positively Pornographic 🤤

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

A vigilante hero has been arrested and starts a legal battle to be allowed to keep their mask on during their trial to protect their secret identity. One complication: Their assigned pro bono lawyer is their civilian identity.

Love when you wake up a cat and they give you an incredulous look like "do I bother YOU when YOU'RE sleeping?" with no self-awareness whatsoever

i know that it has some bad implications but when evil mirror versions of characters are hotter and sluttier than their original counterparts to show that they have no morals and are not to be trusted it's always kind of funny to me. like. what would you even do if you met your alternate self and they obviously get more pussy than you. how are you supposed to act about that.

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.