S/I: Am I straight?
F/O: Ha! Not even close.
S/I: ... I meant my parking.
F/O: Oh, then you're fine.
This feels like something that would happen if i had a car.
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S/I: Am I straight?
F/O: Ha! Not even close.
S/I: ... I meant my parking.
F/O: Oh, then you're fine.
This feels like something that would happen if i had a car.

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f/o who knows you aren’t okay. who noticed that you sleep more, eat less, that your feet drag when you walk.
f/o that lets you break down, even when you’re the happy friend. the emotional support friend. the okay friend.
f/o that comes home to find you in the same spot you were in when they left, and goes into the kitchen. they come back with tea and your favourite treat. they sit you up against them and they feed you. they hold the water to your lips.
f/o that doesn’t give up on you.
f/o that isn’t going to let you go, isn’t going to sit and watch you suffer like this. who holds you when you cry, who sits in all the hurt with you. who hates that you feel this way about yourself, about life.
f/o that believes you deserve a life better than this. and stops at nothing to give it to you.
f/o that knows you can do it, just that you need help. they know you don’t like asking for help, so they do it silently.
f/o that will not let you give up.
because they love you far too much for that.
Gentle reminders for selfshippers with depression:
• Your f/o understands you
• They don't think you're lazy
• They don't think you're disgusting
• Your f/o wants to help you with anything you need
• All your f/o cares about is you. They'll love you no matter what, even if you can't love yourself right now
(pro/darkshippers dni please!)
No, your f/o doesn't think you're cringe. No, they dont think your embarrassing. No, they're not ashamed of you.
You dress different? Cool. They absolutely ADORE your style and hype you up each time. They also sent you fit inspos They think u might like.
You have niche or "weird" interests? They LOVE hearing you yap about them. Tell them ALL of it. They'll gladly listen to your infodump all day.
You're awkward and bad at talking to ppl? No problem. They ENJOY talking to you. They find you amazing.
Your sense of humour is considered cringe? They think it's AWESOME. They genuinely love your jokes and laugh at them with you.
You have "weird" and unconventional labels? They dont mind at all. They're actually glad you have words to describe yourself. They love learning about you.
Your neurodivergent and your stims are considered weird? Well, they love them. They're always glad to see you happy.
They love being with you and do NOT find you embarrassing at all. Even if you do something weird? Hell yea, they tag along. You two are weirdos together and forever. And anyone who has a problem with it will get a piece of their mind.
Your f/o helping you through bad mental health.
☆ You cant get out of bed? No problem, they either help you (even if it requires physical assistance) or lays down next to you.
☆ You cant keep your space clean? They'll try to do some basic cleaning for you (like picking stuff off the floor and putting away dirty dishes)
☆ You cant leave the house? They'll stay with you. They can go pick up some groceries and then hang out with you (even if it's in silence) so you dont feel completely isolated
☆ You struggle with hygiene? They can wash your hair or help you with skincare. They can prepare some clean clothes you can change i to to feel better
☆ You cant keep up with school? That's okay, they dont mind. They try to help you to the best of their ability. They maybe sit with you as you study or even tries to tutor you on the subjects.
All of that - completely judgement free. They dont make you feel vmbad or guilty, they'd never think you're lazy (they'd punch anyone that said you are) they love you and want you to get better, and will be there for you as long as you need.

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reblog this post if you are open to make yume / selfship mutuals 。!! Ꮚ.ﮧ.Ꮚ
YESS!!!
F/O REBLOG GAME! જ⁀➴ ♡
reblog with a picture of your f/o + some basic information about them (name, source, etc), and i'll give you a few short romantic headcanons about them & your relationship together! ♡
headcanons will be sweet and strictly positive, like a sort of gift they'd give you, or a date they'd take you on, or how they'd cheer you up when you're down. like an imagine tailored specifically to you guys! even if i'm not familiar with your f/o, i'll try to make it as accurate as possible by doing a little research on them ^w^
⋆˙⟡ STATUS: OPEN ! ( responses may be slow. i will try to give everyone an equal amount of headcanons, but the number may fluctuate depending on how inspired i am. i will ignore reblogs from people who make me uncomfortable. )
Her name is Cherri Bomb, she's from Hazbin Hotel!
She died in the 1980s
She's chaotic and wild, while im much more calm and peaceful
She's around 8-10 inches taller than me (my headcanon)
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