☆SIRIUS☆

Shady is a biomedicine major yess yesss YEEES !! he is also employed. i dont know where. it would be funny if he worked food service or retail and was tortured at the hands of god on his own time only to torture himself again by queuing anarchy open with the hierarchy (WHILE ON E LITER SCOPE BTW ) but idk where he'd work. maybe at like. A splatoon publix or something. absolutely miserable but he gets a pub sub so its okay i guess. he would absolutely fuck up a buffalo chicken tender sub. if any of you are near a publix get a buffalo chicken tender sub that shits so good. I want you to think of shady coroika while you eat it. think about all the terrible days he's been employed. thats one good fucking sandwhich. anyways. yeah I think the coroikers are like 20 somethings. most people do that to make them bone but I think the idea of them being in their 20s makes it funnier. aloha is just some nepo baby probably doing lean in the back of a frat house because he doesn't know what to do with his lack of childhood trauma and needs something to vent about to #relate to poor people, shady's a broke college student that would actually kill someone or himself to pay off his student loan debt , he's smart enough to label every muscle on someones body but he cannot solve childrens riddle books. hes trying his best. ocho's a freeloader in shady's apartment but hes cool so its okay i guess. wireglass peaked in highschool (no explanation) 8 bit never got therapy and is facing the consequences of not knowing shes bisexual , the world is my oyster. everything is beautiful. namaste. I really feel a connection to shady wanting to blow peoples heads clean off with an e liter after living one whole day having to be alive and stuff. i really do . im 14 this is very shallow my feet are cold