❝ i HATE vague questions. where are the questions that are specific?? luckily for you, i’m feel generous and will give you the time of day. there’s no one that i want to see get together right now. point blank. there are some people that i’d like to see interact and that i think could mesh well together. @jhildegard with @hazelmikaelson, @lennoxmikaelson or @geminiwclf is one example. another would be @flawsandclaws with @naladonovcn​ or @cassidyxrandall. @elliothildegard with @hazelmikaelson, @cvrsedbeast, @rcsesinclair, @lennoxmikaelson or @bethsaltzman is another example. see, this is why i like specific questions because otherwise we’ll be here all day and i’m just not down with that!! ❞

❝ we talking about kid relationships that are already formed or relationships i want to see form?? ❞

❝ it’s not a bet that i WANT to take, but it’s one that i would take. @jhildegard ending up with @rcyaltribrid or @maddie-mikaelson would be a huge cliche, which is exactly why i think it would happen. even if he doesn’t end up with one of those two, one or the other will have feelings for him. i’m calling it now and i’m already yawning. ❞

❝ ASIDE from myself?? ❞

❝ i don’t know what ‘sfot’ is. if you meant SOFT, i can’t really given you an answer. if everyone is soft, how could anyone be the baddest?? contradicting question, non. ❞

❝ this isn’t forbes magazine, non. we aren’t ranking the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes. isn’t the point of being the most eligible to be the most desired person for MARRIAGE?? hate to break it to you, but marriage and i don’t go together. my answer is no one. ❞

❝ i have NO idea because i haven’t given them much attention?? hate to break it to you, but i’m not exactly boarding the @vampirenoah and @eirik-mikaelson ship. from what little i have seen, i’m not really liking those two as a romantic or sexual pairing. can’t say i have anything against them either though. i just don’t care and there’s not been anything extraordinary about them. ❞

❝ parental ships?? kid ships?? other people ships?? romantic ships?? friendships?? cut me some slack here. ❞

❝ we talking parents?? kids?? people who don’t fall into either of those categories?? work with me, non. ❞

❝ guess that depends on the question!! it’d either be gossip or neither of the two. ❞

@brokenwclf

@brightblveeyes

@bourbonxsoaked 

@hereticleadr 

@wildcstmikaclson 

@hybrxdking 

@qveenofhell

❝ we’ve gotten SOME, but it’s very minimal. such a shame, really. and would you believe that i had to delete two asks because someone didn’t follow our orders?? i suppose you thought we were kidding when we said we wouldn’t be responding if it didn’t specify whether it was gossip or a confession. there was even a confession that we deleted because it was so obvious who the person was and that defeats the point in it being sent on anonymous, don’t you think?? ❞

❝ this is a JOKE, right?? not a soul has bothered sending us one piece of gossip nor a single confession and yet you want us to start messing with people?? HA!! i think not. show us a little more give and a little less take in this relationship, then we can talk about playing games. ❞

❝ you want to play?? then let the games begin!! just remember the rule: unless you want your message to be deleted, specify if it’s a confession or gossip!! ❞