Goonkly

WHAT, WAS I JUST SOME KIND OF GUINEA PIG?! I spent years of my life dedicated to a console that just plain sucked! You had some good games, sure, but you can say that about any fucking console! Months would go by with nothing of note happening or releasing. All we'd get is maybe some inconsequential news about the same games we've been hearing about time and time again for years! After the first year, third party support became nonexistent, but even when we got third party support, it was the most half-assed garbage! The GamePad was a gimmick for the sake of a gimmick. It was an unfocused, cobbled together parasite that even Nintendo didn't know how to properly utilize! All they said was "We need a crazy controller idea to follow up the Wii remote" and they came up with this without thinking anything through! The console itself is slow as dirt, It's clunky as hell, with no personality to make up for any of this! I can't believe I convinced myself this was a good system, something I stuck by for years! I could have spent all that time playing my PS4 more, but no! I just HAD to root for the system… that ended up being replaced by what it should have been in the goddamn first place. Oh, and all the games that I spent years of my life waiting for, now they're on this thing (the switch), and now they're ten times better, because they don't use… this stupid fucking thing. I'd show you how "stupid-fucking-thing-like" this stupid fucking thing is, but oh boy, what a surprise! THE BATTERY IS DEAD! And i fully charged it TEN MINUTES AGO!!! This was awful. Reliving all of this shows how LITTLE happened month-to-month. And even if something DID happen, it was more likely than not, bad news! The Wii U was the worst home console Nintendo put out. It should have never existed, and i am so happy to finally be done- (cut-off, probably about to say "with it")