blackwood, al.

 〝 you are far too narcissistic to kill yourself. 〞  @sinspledge

" way worse people than me have killed themselves. hitler killed himself. "

 〝 why does everything have to be perfect? 〞  @sinspledge

" because we have the option for it to be. accepting second best is the first slippery step on the staircase of mediocrity. do you want to break your neck falling down that, claire? "

  〝 anyone i know, 〞  lee insists. 〝 big cities are littered with trash and junkies. you can't even have a real backyard. how are you meant to work on your tan? something that my mom enjoys doing by the way.  〞

" i wear sunscreen. wanting to be home, home, home on the range isn't exactly a problem for me. you sound like a farmer. "

  〝 all right, maybe not gay. but at the very least, whaddya-call-it, metrosexual. read about that in cosmo, and cosmo's more honest than those people on the news. that's what my mama tells me, anyway. 〞

" metrosexual is stupid. no offense to your mom, who i was out with last night. who wouldn't want to look well groomed? who wouldn't want to live in a metropolitan area? "