Sin Sad/Mad/Bad/“Girl”

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

The girls are exeeerrrcising

having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......

If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

ideal career: gay trophy husband