Brewing Me Evil Concoctions

You know, I‘d be glad to offer ye assistance. Though, for a price, of course.

TAKE ALL THE BOOTY ON ME SHIP IF YE WANT, JUST SAVE ME!

I was more thinking… lend me ye familiar for a week. I’ll be sure to return them in the same condition I got them.

I have a question: which one do ye want? I have both Polly and Pierre, so take ye pick I suppose.

Methinks I‘ll be taking Pierre, the name has quite a nice ring to it.

Alrighty, Ugeor will be there to assist ye shortly. If any of his limbs fall off by the time he gets there, it be ye responsibility to re-attach them.

You know, I‘d be glad to offer ye assistance. Though, for a price, of course.

TAKE ALL THE BOOTY ON ME SHIP IF YE WANT, JUST SAVE ME!

I was more thinking… lend me ye familiar for a week. I’ll be sure to return them in the same condition I got them.

I have a question: which one do ye want? I have both Polly and Pierre, so take ye pick I suppose.

Methinks I‘ll be taking Pierre, the name has quite a nice ring to it.

You know, I‘d be glad to offer ye assistance. Though, for a price, of course.

TAKE ALL THE BOOTY ON ME SHIP IF YE WANT, JUST SAVE ME!

I was more thinking… lend me ye familiar for a week. I’ll be sure to return them in the same condition I got them.

You know, I‘d be glad to offer ye assistance. Though, for a price, of course.

Oh, I just have so much real gold piled up in me not-at-all suspicious skull cave… It‘d sure be a shame if someone were to touch it…

Unfortunately, me Midas brew spreads very easily. I’d recommend looking for an antidote within the week, lest ye be turned to solid gold.

Oh, I just have so much real gold piled up in me not-at-all suspicious skull cave… It‘d sure be a shame if someone were to touch it…

I‘ve done me fair share of evil alchemy, but there be no wizardry for me.

Just a fortnight ago I was working on some sort of time brew, and I seemed to have sent meself a week into the future. Or maybe I simply blacked out. Either way, me brew did its job.

Are you alright?? Welcome to the future, I suppose.

It may be best to test me brews on me apprentices before drinking them meself.

;-; Why does everyone already have apprentices??

If ye be looking to take an apprenticeship, I’m always looking for more apprentices. I lose them so fast that it be easier to replace them than to revive them.

Oh, alright! Thank you! With your alchemy and my rocks combined, we might actually.... well I don't know your goals but at least one of them shall be achieved.

I should mention, however, there do be a test to see if ye truly be worthy of this apprenticeship. Firstly, ye must drink this here potion I brewed.

Sure, let me just test it first... I picked up some minerals a while back that react with certain unsafe brews. There are so many rocks in my pockets right now. Might take a second.

Go right ahead. Just know, ye can’t proceed with the test until ye drink the potion.

Just a fortnight ago I was working on some sort of time brew, and I seemed to have sent meself a week into the future. Or maybe I simply blacked out. Either way, me brew did its job.

Are you alright?? Welcome to the future, I suppose.

It may be best to test me brews on me apprentices before drinking them meself.

;-; Why does everyone already have apprentices??

If ye be looking to take an apprenticeship, I’m always looking for more apprentices. I lose them so fast that it be easier to replace them than to revive them.

Oh, alright! Thank you! With your alchemy and my rocks combined, we might actually.... well I don't know your goals but at least one of them shall be achieved.

I should mention, however, there do be a test to see if ye truly be worthy of this apprenticeship. Firstly, ye must drink this here potion I brewed.

Just a fortnight ago I was working on some sort of time brew, and I seemed to have sent meself a week into the future. Or maybe I simply blacked out. Either way, me brew did its job.

Are you alright?? Welcome to the future, I suppose.

It may be best to test me brews on me apprentices before drinking them meself.

;-; Why does everyone already have apprentices??

If ye be looking to take an apprenticeship, I’m always looking for more apprentices. I lose them so fast that it be easier to replace them than to revive them.

Oh dear. So much effort for a potion that not even be entirely safe. If ye‘d like, I could reveal to ye the ways to brew the best potions in the lands. I always be looking for promising young souls to guide.

Just a fortnight ago I was working on some sort of time brew, and I seemed to have sent meself a week into the future. Or maybe I simply blacked out. Either way, me brew did its job.

Are you alright?? Welcome to the future, I suppose.

It may be best to test me brews on me apprentices before drinking them meself.

ROCK

ANOTHER ROCK

A ROCK AS WELL

FOURTH ROCK

FIFTH ROCK

AND STONE

2 ADDITIONAL ROCKS

MAGIC ROCK

Anti-MAGIC ROCK

STONE

Philosopher‘s Stone.

Recently the magic power of my wards and runes has been fading. Any tips, Wizardfolk?

I may not be a wizard, but taking up alchemy always be a good decision.