GIVE ME BIRDS OR GIVE ME DEATH

[ID: a character reference sheet drawn by an amateur artist. The title of the image is "Lucy Fidler", with "High School English Teacher, weird-ass aunt" as a subtitle, and a pre-generated font saying Mephisto Waltz".

Lucy Fidler is a pale, average-weight middle-aged white woman with a green, wavy bob, brown eyes too dark to see the pupil of, and a skin disease that causes her to have inflamed skin and acne-like blisters all over her body, as well as necrotized tissue on her back, which is shown as a separate drawing. Lucy is labeled to be 4'9, and is dressed in a black short-sleeved turtleneck, purple shorts, and white oxfords. There is a label that reads "Normally dressed more 'provocative', but works in a high school. There is a scar on her shin that is labeled to be the "leftover from an open fracture". She has choppy, uneven bangs, which are labeled with "likes to have ugly bangs". On the left are color palettes, with titles "Skin", "Hair", "Eyes", Clothes, and a final title which is censored by a winking british blue cat with the word "SPOILERS" written above it. Beneath is a sample of her handwriting, her signature, and a zoomed-in image of her face in dark grey contacts labeled "often wears contacts", as well as showcasing her eyebrows are a lighter, greying brown

Throughout her body are labels that read "Has accent, refuses to say where from", "Likes sunglasses", "Skin disease (not contagious)", "Likes to cover neck", "birth defect in back, has no effect on her, known as 'angel syndrome'", "wears body spray to hide smell [of necrotic tissue in back]", "NEVER wears blue" and "wears white shoes exclusively".

To the right are a list of likes, dislikes and other notes. Under her likes (which are denoted by heart-shaped bullet points) are: Reading; cats; her niece; the cold; subs; teaching; Paradise Lost; baroque music; violin and fountain pens. Under her dislikes (which are denoted by X-shaped bullet points) are: Cigarettes; being hot; admin work; bad parents; being called "Ms" or "Mrs" and e-mails. Under "Other notes" are the following bullet points: Claims to have been raised heavily religious, now "misotheist"; estranged from family; has doctorate in English Lit, students call her "Dr. Fidler"; former lawyer, switched to education when given custody of niece; talks to cat (cat talks back); fluent in Latin; was not born with the name Lucy, is open about this; two notes that have been scribbled out in red with the same winking cat next to them with "MORE SPOILERS" written above it. Beneath are more notes that read: called Ness by best friend; might be in witness protection; another scribbled out note; not actually a satanist, just likes to spite her family; Not even her niece knows how old she is.