Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.
James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth
James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!
Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
Lily:
Peter:
McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.
Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.
















