Sinful Suits

Doing another round of Muse Recruitment, although I won't be taking any requests, this time (not ones I didn't already take from friends beforehand, that is.) Let's see who wins by the end of this ^w^.

(I'll be aiming to recruit 3 Jokers by the end of the poll. In the event of a tie between 3 or more Jokers, a 2nd round poll will be held.)

"I listen to it a little. Honestly, I think, all other shit about me aside, I'm pretty open when it comes to music of all kinds. Niche stuff, hyper-popular stuff, like... it's all good, it's all got its charms."

Eroelle slowly hummed. "Like... in a horny roleplay way? Or do you mean actually, for real? Cuz' those are pretty different questions."

"It should at least function as a distraction. Are we ready to head forward?"

"Yep! Should just be two Small Blinds, this time, before the big girl herself." Ava brandished her knives, ready to head into the next room.

"Hm. A mouth can do a lot. All the various styles of oral sex. Eating, itself, is something that I know people consider sexy, I dated a guy who was a feeder for a bit. Vampire fangs are technically an oral fixation. There's-"

"Oh, duh, it's a vore boss, isn't it?"

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"I will try my best..." Whitney sighed, starting to take in the boost-granting smoke. "I would hate to let um... my own tastes, get in the way between us and our goal."

"...Okay. That's one dismissive comment of dissatisfaction, and one comment trying not to sound horny. What are we up against?"

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"They're incense, so I think we burn them." Futaba empties one fruit bowl into another, putting the incense sticks inside.

Ava looked around. "Oh, great, we're in The Mouth's territory now... well, it's not like it'll be hard, but still..." She leaned over the wall as Futaba got to work, drawing a 2 of Diamonds from her deck and pointing its face side at the tips of the incense sticks. A thin beam of glittering light shot out at them, causing them to catch fire.

"Well, my hope is that I just get shunted back to my normal layer of reality, but I'm not planning on dying. I can fight as much as I need, but there's also a reason I'm focusing on strengthening you all up."

"Well, I do understand the instinct to hand back. I believe we're more than capable of carrying your burdens, Futaba~." Whitney nodded, letting the small group make their way out of the shop and into the hallways. Fresh fruit bowls and bottled wine served as the decoration, here, it seemed.

"In order: nope, no cards. I think they should work, but I don't know how. And yes!"

"Mmmm... well, I guess we'll have to see whether that works on us, even if I would've preferred a Jupiter to boost my Flushes up. What happens, if you like... kick the bucket in here?"

"Thank you. I'll take a moment to decide whether that was a fat joke or a crack at my kinks." She rolls her eyes. "Well... We have some incense to use. Does anyone want some more magical energy or endurance?"

Whitney looked confused at the mention of incense, as the High Priestess silently disappeared. "Wait, what? Are you saying you didn't get any Planet cards?"

"W4!+, y34h, h0ld 0n… 1 d0n'7 4c+u4lly kn0w !f y0ur +h1n95 w0rk… f0r u5." Ava, the only one out of the loop, looked over at the other two, before rolling her hip as she looked over Futaba.

"Hopefully the Hermit shows up for me, at least once. Whatcha got for me, HP?"

The High Priestess paused, staring downwards at Futaba, before closing her eyes. "Lo, The planets rebuke you, O impure child of flesh~🎵. 🎶Your body weighs you down more than the desires of man~🎶." Her choir like chant-singing felt somewhat taunting, given the lyrics.

"Hhhmmmmm~🎶. To stretch my gift to the confines of the living~🎶... Take this, then~🎶."