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This has been in my queue for four months.

chuck e cheese’s full name is charles entertainment cheese and he was born february 5, 1943 in new jersey

i know this sounds like a shitpost but you can google it. it’s on his wikipedia page.

But it’s 2016

but it wont be in the future 

lesbians reblog with where you fall on the futch scale and whether you’re a sun or moon lesbian

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

The general rule is don’t mix bleach with anything but water because it’s a really nasty chemical that doesn’t play nice with pretty much anything that isn’t completely, chemically inert. 

do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

i had the nicest waitress today who told me my outfit was cute and i wish i was rich cuz I would’ve tipped her so much more if I could

If you ever actually wanna help your waitress out, ask to speak to their manager before you leave and then tell the manager how awesome they are. Trust me, it makes a difference. Servers who get compliments from guests and customers get better hours, and the more you’re liked by the people who come in the more forgiving the bosses are when shit goes awry (say if you’re sick or you have a flat so you’re late, etc). Tell the manager. Do it! Aside from tipping it’s one of the best things you can do for us. Tell the manager you thought we were great. Tell the manager that we’re the reason you’re gonna come back. Talk us up! It’s a little like job security - if you tell the manager we’re the reason you’re here, they’re gonna be a lot more reluctant to let us go because then they’re losing your business, and they don’t want that. 

this is good advice, thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

And managers are SO SURPRISED AND PLEASED when you ask to compliment, rather than complain.  They really listen.

This is such a big deal! Nobody bothers to speak up with positive responses. Sometimes the person you’re complimenting will never find out, but I guarantee it will help. It may even contribute to pay raises or better consideration when position changes are available.