Since You're Up

Sirius: This stick is sticky.

"Why is the book store so far...I have nothing else to say...I feel like I've been on vacation with you..."

Sirius: You said "everywhere" instead of "out the wazoo" earlier, and I was sad.

DOES EVERYONE FISH?

Remus: "Your bear is on my floor again, by the way."

"IT WAS AS THOUGH SHE UNZIPPED MY FLESH AND REMOVED ALL MY INNARDS."

Remus: "InYOURendo."

Remus: "So many letters of recommendation. They're gonna be popping outta your earballs."

JAMES WALKED

James to Remus: "You're the kind of grandma I would euthanize."

Remus: We should have seen this coming from the beginning.

"You [Remus] were supposed to be the fashionista.

Remus: Things? What kind of things?

There's a loud smacking noise...as lips, penis, and vagina all meet.

"The bongos guy has got to go."

I DROPPED ORGO LAST WEEK. so much more time.