Piss off, ghost!

i want to build a home with my partner that's safe from the loudness of the world. there will be no yelling, no slamming of doors, no passive aggressive comments. we will resolve our issues as a family. i want to build a home that's full of love.

get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking

I’m going to make a life for myself, a home full of pets and plants, everything I love. I deserve to have the future I want.

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

I’m hella chill but have hella anxiety too

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

Bro got posessed by the spirit of a king who'd been betrayed by his eunuch advisor.

I’ve been ready for October since last October