you flower, you feast

hello just a cute lil post: amanda got the date the mlgc formed tattooed and i think id actually die for her. sike i KNOW id die for her. i love all of these girls so fucking much and im so happy the boys brought us together end post

history books 100 years from now: On December 18, 2019, Donald Trump became the third US President to be impeached, and Harry Styles covered Lizzo's "Juice."

all i know about the women’s soccer team is that they’re hot, they won, and they deserve to be paid more than the men

At least equal to men

no, more than men

im glad gay people ruined rainbows for homophobic christians

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

this sounds like an Amy Santiago quote

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

one direction were legends for not making a single song that made sense

Cameron Boyce just passed away and it feels so wrong. Like something went wrong with the universe. A glitch.

Aksjdjfj ok so i work in a cafe and bc it’s summer hols now I get a lot more kids around during the daytime... three kids were playing cops and robbers and running around trying to catch each other.. and they caught ‘the robber’ and were gonna send him to jail, but then he said “I’m sorry my family is hungry” and ‘the cop’ said : “oh okay I will give you money then so you don’t need to steal anymore” “okay thank you” and aksjdjfj these kids casually dismantled capitalist issues right outside my window

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.