Harry Potter Forever

This is a true gem.

Ravenclaw: smarter than you? Indeed

Hufflepuff: kinder than you? Without a doubt

James: I’m a wizard.

Sirius: ???

My darlings, this is the ONE HUNDREDTH (100) Background Slytherin comic!! I thank all you sweet puds from the bottom of my scaly reptilian heart for sticking with it, Happy Slytherin Easter Sunday to you 💚💚💚

Laughs loudly at TV shows when they aren’t funny

Has the worlds worst music taste

Hums these atrocious songs while he cleans

Drinks Muggle beer

Proudly supports the Canons — manages to look good in orange

Leaves his socks everywhere

Insists on experimentation cooking and is unaware of normal people’s spice limits

Spends half his time walking around in various states of undress which makes things hard

Wakes you up with coffee — focus on the wakes you up

Mumbles to himself

Leaves cute messages on the steamed up bathroom mirror — makes the mirror smudgy!!

Overly affectionate and feels the need to cuddle on the sofa

Eats all your chocolate biscuits despite claiming not to like them

Believes Muggle “hoodies” are appropriate clothing — again looks good in them

Allows Weasels and all sorts free access to your house

Dances in the kitchen when he thinks no-one is looking

Tells bad jokes and laughs at them — you’ll laugh too

Falls asleep on the sofa

Is a general pain in the arse

“oh hey are you coming to that thing tomorrow?”

“can’t, full moon’s in 15 days.”

Lily: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?

Remus: “I like him” problems.

Ron: But you’re not armed.

Harry: I am.

Ron: With what?