im just a little girlboy

Man if I was horatio I’d sit hamlet down and be like hey Man U can’t talk to ophelia that way…also have u heard of this new thing called antipsychotics

who want me? lol we’re running out of time

Feasting and fucking is the Forte of fish, fairly fortunate its feasible

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

one day they’re gunna cut me open and see that the grief was actually so deep in me or whatever

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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