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Since I am very normal about this au, I was thinking about Tomiko and Totty
As in, they are kinda similar, both in their presentation and in a role they take in their family as the weak one, being used and discarded
Therefore, my question is, does Todomatsu sometimes see his past self in Tomiko? If yes, does he despise it in her? Or kind of enjoys finally being the one who gets to hurt the weak one?
DAMN, YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS WAY DEEPER THAN I AM ADJSIAFDJASOFDASOP
I now declare it's canon that Totty sees his past self in her, but he doesn't despise her, more like both annoyed and glad for her existence at the same time. He would've not choose her if she was any different than now, because her being so gulliable and easy to gaslight and manipulate—while also being rich—is what made him approach her. He sees her more as a wallet and a doll; he always liked being spoiled, so having someone who has the money to spoil him is enough for him. Probably yes, he also finds satisfaction into being the one that is "superior" and stronger, but it's more a side thing, especially since he ignores her most of the time and gives her the bare minimum to keep the relationship up.
They've been together quite a while, but both of them know very little of each other. It's kind of like they're roommates who met just a week a go all the time.
I really like that Tsubame works in a comic shop. Is it because it's easy to get into one or does she like comics? What genres do you think she would prefer? And would she like eastern or western comics better?
She really likes comics! She became "passionate" through those 4 panels long little comics with simple punchlines, and she doodles them often in her free time for fun. She's more western-comic lover, old DC type of girl, but little comedies are her faves, like Charlie Brown or Garfield.
It's not like she doesn't like mangas, but she prefers stuff like Pop Team Epic than most other stuff.
And YES, her daughters do steal her comics sometimes!
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So, i had a question about Karamatsu's fishnet tank top. Obviously, hot as hell, what is the point of going on family reunion if you don't look sizzling hot and slutty. But Amelia just seems like a woman who wants to seem respectable and serious, so it's hard to imagine her buying Karamatsu something like this and she also makes all the money so he can't really buy it on his own...... That is to say, my ask is, did Kara just put this tank top with other clothes they were buying like a mischievous child would try to sneak candies in his mothers grocery cart OR does Amelia actually like dressing Kara up in cunty little outfits?
You seriously think Amelia saw a cunty man with the fattest ass trapped in the tightest lather pants ever and thought she had to cover those up? His cuntiness was one of the reasons she fell in love with him (yes, she is straight forward when it comes to having sex, but that doesn't mean she doesn't feel sexual attraction or that she represses her sexuality; she just normally has a lower libido - or at least lower than Kara).
IF he had a job like hers or was her coworker, absolutely she'd be dressing him more elegantly, but he's usually in a room at her hotel or at home or around, he doesn't accompany her to meetings or similar, so she doesn't really care. And yes, she buys outfits for him, or just lets him choose what he wants when they go shopping together. She loves fashion too and sees Karamatsu's choices as either or both fashionable and/or sexy (depending on the outfit).
Also, Amelia believes in body autonomy lol. Not everything in their marriage sucks, otherwise they wouldn't be married in the first place.
For, uh, no reason, is there any specifics to children's appearance? If! If one would draw them, what details would they need to keep in mind? Or you don't really care for how the children characters look in your au?
So... I plan to draw them personally one day, but right now I really can't, too many babies. So I am using picrew + some physical description to change the things I couldn't find in each picrew.
And yes, I used a fuck ton of different picrews to give more the idea.
Also also, if this post is broken, don't fucking ask me why.
Also also also, the division of these kids is basically random.
THIS IS A MESS I'M SORRY, I'LL DRAW THEM OFFICIALLY WHENEVER I CAN X(
Familiar feelings
Since it's divorcematsu art more than anything, reblogging it here
What a happy family i sure hope nothing bad happens to them
Hi! Would love to hear about the wives dynamics between each other. I am very interested in their dynamics (for possible yuri purposes). Does Aguri dream of throwing a wine and soap dramas evening for the girls? Does Amelia like any of them? Do Minako and Homura hang out? Does Tsubame cries about her shit of a husband to any of them?? Tell me everything! Relationship chart is welcome, but not necessary, you already put so much work into this account and au and the fandom in general, ily
(thank uuuuu!! I just love this au and this fandom I can't help myself xppxpx)
Very frequently asked question, so I'll answer only to this one :D
It's going to be LONG oiaoisfaoifasjoipfas

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Why is Tsubame so hung on fixing Oso? You wrote on the chart that she had bad exes, is it connected somehow? From the biggest Tsubame fan
While her exes were just assholes that think about sex and nothing else, Oso was pathetic enough to show actual emotions and vulnerability (while drunk, but still). She saw actual struggles and problems and she thought that, for once, a guy could change for the better. Basically, she saw something in him that is not exactly correct ("oh he cares so much about his family and just doesn't want to be alone :( i can give him everything he needs and we'll both be happy then!" ← so fucking WRONG)
WAIT DO THE WIVES KNOW ABOUT MATSUS HIGHSCHOOL SELVES???? HOW WOULD THEY REACT ON SEEING THEIR PHOTOS FROM HIGH SCHOOL????
Wepp, time to answer for each wifey :D
Tsubame: She knows SHIT about Osomatsu's past. She always had to connect the dots to understand him and take bits out of his drunk talks, so uh, nope. She never saw an old photo of him either, since Oso keeps his photos way too closely, but she'd find him cute if she did.
Amelia: She knows some bits, has seen some photos of Kara as a teen, mostly group photos because Kara was too shy back then. She finds him adorable and cute, makes her soft to think about him all small and shy, but that's mostly romanticization; she knows she'd hate him a FUCKTON if he was still like that.
Aguri: Choromatsu lied about his past, of course. Mostly in front of Aguri's parents to win their daughter's hand. So now, when Aguri sees an old photo of Choro, she thinks he was cutely nerdy and respectable, a top student that looked and was actually smart and that had a glow up after highschool (she's totally brainwashed, somebody help her).
Minako: Ichi is SO embarrassed about his old self, he talked about it very little and always very nervously. Minako never questioned and just accepted to not bring that up much (of course she noticed all the forced smiles in his old pictures, of course she connected the dots), she's glad he's himself now :)
Homura: Jyushi is just as embarrassed as Ichi, but Jyushi hides it less, because he and Homura actually like to laugh about it (with affection). Jyushi sometimes acts like "a big bad guy" with his children to play with them.
Tomiko: Totty will DIE before telling Tomiko SHIT about himself, in general. All he said to her were LIES without even trying to make a backup and proofs like Choro did.
Osomatsu-san AU OCs' designs!
(More infos about my AU in pinned <3)
Osomatsu-san OCs moodboards
+ Homura <3
(This is in reference of my AU, info in pinned)
The Matsus are dad's now!!!! So cool!!! Can you tell more about them in a parental role? Also, do the kids have characters? Would love to hear more about them!
The kids are very secondary in this story, but all of them have their personality written out :D (more about it under cut)
before that, of course the Matsus have their roles as fathers ^u^
Osomatsu has worked for a period as a part time bartender to help financially Tsubame before and after she gave birth, then she returned to her job and thus Oso became a stay at home dad :) he takes care of his daughters closely and he's pretty good at it!
Karamatsu rip
Choromatsu is a much more controlling father; he thinks that's what fathers are meant to do, go to work and just fix his children's bad behavior and that's it. He's not very present as both a husband and a father.
Ichimatsu is more similar to Oso. He's good at taking care of his kids, although he's a bit too permissive and isn't completely able to intervene if Tora exaggerates and accidentally hurts Yuki or something. But it's ok since rarely Ichi is alone with the children, he and Minako take care of them together most of the time, taking them at their work place or with a trusted babysitter (Homura).
Jyushimatsu is more similar to Choro but less shitty. He just has to work a lot and when he comes home, all he does is playing and entrataining his children so Homura can rest, but still, all the real parenting hard work is on her shoulders.
Todomatsu and Tomiko suck as hell as parents. Influencer parents etc etc.
(children personalities:)

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Tomiko, dear, i need you to hear me, he is so fucking not, you're just never been socialized
Divorcematsu AU relationships!
Also some UGLY relationship charts ;)