we will live forever and die tomorrow

sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

hey sorry about your girlfriend, she turned into a car. yeah, it's a metaphor for her becoming your vehicle for escape to leave your abusive family. yeah, you'll be going to a world without roads. yeah, the outside world has no roads. at least you can always build new ones! no? okay.

"kill them with kindness" wrong. mongoose in the desk drawer, inflatable octopus in the closet, boxing kangaroo attack, magic cowbell. egg.

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop

when the headache is so bad you start fantasizing about the dolce bone saw scene