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ryan: there are several theories on what happened to these lighthouse keepers, including being swept off the island by a rogue wave and drowning or them killing each other in a fit of rage.
shane: what if they were all in love and moved to jamaica together? :)
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I am the original writer of The Sims 4 version of the 100 Baby Challenge; however, the first version of the challenge was created for The Sims 2 by Amiisays. (Thank you to @blindingechoes for this info!)
If you repost this version of the challenge anywhere or write another version based on my version, you must credit me and link back to this post. I hate to be bitchy about this but writing and updating these challenges is laborious and time consuming and I’m fed up with people copy-pasting my hard work and slapping their own name on it.
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Your objective for this challenge is to give birth to 100 children in as few generations as possible. The challenge ends as soon as the 100th child is born or if you fail the challenge for breaking rules.
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i think my ideal life is a senator’s son in, say, 140 BC. I’m climbing the cursus honorum, but in a very leisurely way; I’m not really aiming for consul, which would be Too Much Trouble. I have dinner parties at which we discuss Greek theater and maybe think about trying to write Latin versions of them, but dismiss it as, again, too much work. Cato probably hates me. i am idle. my villa is opulent.
My friend sent me this photo with no context
He says he's getting me this shirt for my birthday this March because I am the ultimate mom friend
Another friend in the GC just replied to our conversation with this and tagged me in the comment sgsghshshshshsh
QUICK PLEASE HELP ME FIND AN APPROPRIATE IMAGE TO RESPOND WITH
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Ok, but here me out: a comedy set in the 1930′s about a gay man and a lesbian who decide to be in a fake marriage, and they’re played by John Mulaney and Kate McKinnon
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: we should just fucking destroy the idea that gender has to be associated with words like mother/father/husband/wife (and so on), because even though it’s a life-changing joy to hear other queer folks refer to their spouses as their husband/wife, what a fucking power move it would be if someone said “Hold on, let me get my husband” and out comes a 5′4″ lesbian wearing more layers than marty mcfly and the best eyeliner you’ve ever seen in your life
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If anyone wants me to make more just ask
I've decided I must make a campaign where everyone is a level 20 Bard. It will take place exclusively in the 9th circle of hell.
the subsequent article about it is just as funny
highlights include
I was squirming in my seat, tears rolling down my face, and I kept blurting out yelps of anxious laughter every time a new nightmare creature appeared on the screen. Steph gave me her scarf to breathe into and muffle my reactions (no one else was laughing at any of it!!), and that helped comfort me a bit, until Rebel Wilson’s cat appeared and spread her horny cat legs wide open, exposing what felt like a Sarlacc Pit of CGI fur, like I was staring into the abyss. I yelled “FUCK!” and spilled my popcorn when that happened.
I wondered if it would ever end, and wasn’t sure if it had ever begun, if maybe it was just a gibberish world of horny fur demons swinging and dancing and singing about their space cult or whatever the fuck was happening.
I was shifting around in my seat, glancing nervously at Steph and asking “Is this okay? Like, are we supposed to even be seeing this? This isn’t okay, is it? Why is this okay?"
I left, went into the bathroom, went into the stall to be alone, and just breathed. The quiet space and bright flat white fluorescent light comforted me, because nothing was moving, nothing was hairy, nothing was horny.
I felt like everyone in the theater was in a Cats cult and they were going to sacrifice me and skin me alive. I whispered to Steph, "This is fucking evil, they’re evil, we’re not supposed to be here, they all know.”
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vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe
Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And that’s the tea.
My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....
Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself
Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-
Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK
you think YOUR hyperfixations are bad? every single one of my friends from my childhood absolutely loathes the film ‘robots’ because at every playdate and sleepover i attended when i was 7 i’d force them to put it on whenever we watched a movie together, despite also watching it by myself almost every single day. i must have seen it at least a hundred times, i was genuinely that obsessed.
my friends: please……….please can we watch something, ANYTHING else that isn’t-
me:
the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live
the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS
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Similar energy to my other favorite map, completely flat Kansas
Anne Boleyn’s Red Gown (Wolf Hall, Aldwych Theatre, 2014)
