modern day magical girl

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

one of these days im going to say the F word

then youll be sorry

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

My favorite holiday movie

his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

IM FUCKING LOSING IT!😅😂🤣

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both