Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

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My doordash turned out to be a Rotting Fodder 🧟 & instead of delivering my food he started hitting me over the head with a big ass spade man i dont have time for this right now 😭 cant have shit on triton avenue
reblog if you are veilguard positive!
i've found my little zone in fandom that i'm comfortable in, but it occurs to me that others are still struggling to find the people who actually enjoy this game! and who talk about it!
so please do reply or reblog if you're veilguard positive and talk about it uwu
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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw
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-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
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Johnny: Hanzo, we need your help to navigate the Netherrealm so we can retrieve the amulet, beat Shao Kahn and save Earthrealm!
Hanzo: No, sorry.
Kano: Bi-Han is still alive.
Hanzo:
Morning Light
Summary: you love waking up next to johnny
Warnings; fluff
WC: 680
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The soft morning light filtered through the curtains, casting a warm glow across the room. You stirred awake, blinking against the brightness as the remnants of sleep clung to your mind. The familiar scent of coffee wafted in from the kitchen, mingling with the light fragrance of Johnny’s cologne that lingered in the sheets.
You turned to your side and smiled at the sight before you. Johnny Cage, the legendary actor and martial artist, lay sprawled out on the bed, his tousled hair falling across his forehead. One arm was thrown over his eyes, a playful shield against the sun, while the other was tucked beneath his pillow. He looked relaxed, carefree—like a man who had momentarily shed the weight of the world.
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fanfic that I like
fanfic that is none of my business
genuinely how solas looks waiting for rook to come talk to him
hello, clarice. how fare your efforts against the evanuris?
The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

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He’s been through it