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I love these shows it makes adorable chipmunks.

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simonthechipmunk

Hey, Alvin, look at the homophobic post I made, bitch

@alvinsevillethechipmunk

#funny #gays are weird #hetero pride

clericallyinsane

My conclusion is that the gayest names (at least in media) are:

- Michael (first place): I know over 4 characters who are canonically queer called Michael (although most are minor characters), two others who are in conversion camp movies that are supposed to be anti-gay but very clearly repressed gays themselves, and another queer-coded characters named Michael.

- Simon (second place): Love, Simon and Young Royals and Simon Snow book series

- Eddie (third place): It, Venom and 911 (not canonically but very obviously queer-coded).

Bonus:

- Richard: Rich from Be More Chill is bi and Richie Tozier (book version) is bi coded.

Another bonus:

- Variations of the name William: Will Byers (queer coded), Willhelm from Young Royals (canonically queer) and Liam from Diary of a Future President (not confirmed but hinted at being bi).

Thank you for your time.

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

michael was the most popular baby name for nearly fifty years, and in the top five for over sixty years. therefore it's statistically probable that there will be a lot of gay guys named michael

clericallyinsane

i did not know that. very interesting, thank you for the info :)

freedemon

@simonthechipmunk

simonthechipmunk

I AM NOT GAY.

green-graveyard

YES YOU ARE WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU 'LIKING' JANETTE OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS IN THAT ONE WEIRD ASS MOVIE WHERE YALL GET TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WAS JUST A FAKE 😩💀

simonthechipmunk

You are wrong. I would never choose to be gay.

green-graveyard

well duh its not a choice 🤭

simonthechipmunk

Yes it is

clericallyinsane

My conclusion is that the gayest names (at least in media) are:

- Michael (first place): I know over 4 characters who are canonically queer called Michael (although most are minor characters), two others who are in conversion camp movies that are supposed to be anti-gay but very clearly repressed gays themselves, and another queer-coded characters named Michael.

- Simon (second place): Love, Simon and Young Royals and Simon Snow book series

- Eddie (third place): It, Venom and 911 (not canonically but very obviously queer-coded).

Bonus:

- Richard: Rich from Be More Chill is bi and Richie Tozier (book version) is bi coded.

Another bonus:

- Variations of the name William: Will Byers (queer coded), Willhelm from Young Royals (canonically queer) and Liam from Diary of a Future President (not confirmed but hinted at being bi).

Thank you for your time.

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

michael was the most popular baby name for nearly fifty years, and in the top five for over sixty years. therefore it's statistically probable that there will be a lot of gay guys named michael

clericallyinsane

i did not know that. very interesting, thank you for the info :)

freedemon

@simonthechipmunk

simonthechipmunk

I AM NOT GAY.

green-graveyard

YES YOU ARE WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU 'LIKING' JANETTE OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS IN THAT ONE WEIRD ASS MOVIE WHERE YALL GET TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WAS JUST A FAKE 😩💀

simonthechipmunk

You are wrong. I would never choose to be gay.

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simonthechipmunk

@bisexual-mike-wheeler are you good at math

green-graveyard

im honestly flattered u have to ask that question i thought the answer was obvious 🤭😭

simonthechipmunk

What's the answer?

green-graveyard

damn here i thought u were the smartest out of the three of yall chipmunks 🤭 /j

abdgdh im terrible at math 😩

simonthechipmunk

I am. But I don't know you.

Oh.

clericallyinsane

My conclusion is that the gayest names (at least in media) are:

- Michael (first place): I know over 4 characters who are canonically queer called Michael (although most are minor characters), two others who are in conversion camp movies that are supposed to be anti-gay but very clearly repressed gays themselves, and another queer-coded characters named Michael.

- Simon (second place): Love, Simon and Young Royals and Simon Snow book series

- Eddie (third place): It, Venom and 911 (not canonically but very obviously queer-coded).

Bonus:

- Richard: Rich from Be More Chill is bi and Richie Tozier (book version) is bi coded.

Another bonus:

- Variations of the name William: Will Byers (queer coded), Willhelm from Young Royals (canonically queer) and Liam from Diary of a Future President (not confirmed but hinted at being bi).

Thank you for your time.

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

michael was the most popular baby name for nearly fifty years, and in the top five for over sixty years. therefore it's statistically probable that there will be a lot of gay guys named michael

clericallyinsane

i did not know that. very interesting, thank you for the info :)

freedemon

@simonthechipmunk

simonthechipmunk

I AM NOT GAY.

simonthechipmunk

@wise-the-will are you good at math

wise-the-will

party rockers in the house tonight

simonthechipmunk

This isn't even logical. I asked you if you were good at math. And you answered with "party rockers in the house tonight". That isn't even the correct lyrics. The correct lyrics are "party rock IS in the house tonight".

alvinsevillethechipmunk

Simon, I already told you. Stop tagging random people like this. It's scary. Also, thanks @wise-the-will for liking our song! We really appreciate it.

freedemon

@wise-the-will actually it’s party rock is

(if you get my drift)

simonthechipmunk

yes. exactly.

freedemon

I don’t think you got my drift cause um-

clericallyinsane

you mean this?

jk jk

simonthechipmunk

Why is there a girl called "Mike"?

simonthechipmunk

@wise-the-will are you good at math

wise-the-will

party rockers in the house tonight

simonthechipmunk

This isn't even logical. I asked you if you were good at math. And you answered with "party rockers in the house tonight". That isn't even the correct lyrics. The correct lyrics are "party rock IS in the house tonight".

alvinsevillethechipmunk

Simon, I already told you. Stop tagging random people like this. It's scary. Also, thanks @wise-the-will for liking our song! We really appreciate it.

freedemon

@wise-the-will actually it’s party rock is

(if you get my drift)

simonthechipmunk

yes. exactly.

clericallyinsane

alvin and the squirrels

simonthechipmunk

chipmunks*

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simonthechipmunk

@sweatytootheddeadpoet are you good at math

No I’m 💅✨🏳️‍🌈

What?

I’m gay, Simon.

And I'm a proud homophobe.

@bylerainbowheeler are you good at math

simonthechipmunk

@general-kj are you good at math

general-kj

No, my maths exam results just say I am lol

simonthechipmunk

Then you are good at math.

general-kj

Nah im good at maths not math

simonthechipmunk

It’s the same thing.

general-kj

One is the correct way of saying it and one is the american way of saying it :-)

simonthechipmunk

Are you telling me I’m wrong????????

general-kj

Yup, you probably wrong about a lot of things :-)

simonthechipmunk

I’m smarter than you.

general-kj

Prove it, anyone who is a homophobe I consider braindead therefore I am smarter than you.

simonthechipmunk

How much is 8253x9276? Also I’m proud to be a homophobe.

alvinsevillethechipmunk

SIMON SHUT THE FUCK UP (sorry for the language @general-kj but i’m tired of this, he’s being doing this ever since i came out as bi)

simonthechipmunk

why

simonthechipmunk

@general-kj are you good at math

general-kj

No, my maths exam results just say I am lol

simonthechipmunk

Then you are good at math.

general-kj

Nah im good at maths not math

simonthechipmunk

It’s the same thing.

general-kj

One is the correct way of saying it and one is the american way of saying it :-)

simonthechipmunk

Are you telling me I’m wrong????????

general-kj

Yup, you probably wrong about a lot of things :-)

simonthechipmunk

I’m smarter than you.

general-kj

Prove it, anyone who is a homophobe I consider braindead therefore I am smarter than you.

simonthechipmunk

How much is 8253x9276? Also I’m proud to be a homophobe.

general-kj

I would but im about to get off break for my uni fieldwork trip. Have fun being a dumbass ;-)

simonthechipmunk

Avoiding the question I see...

simonthechipmunk

@general-kj are you good at math

general-kj

No, my maths exam results just say I am lol

simonthechipmunk

Then you are good at math.

general-kj

Nah im good at maths not math

simonthechipmunk

It’s the same thing.

general-kj

One is the correct way of saying it and one is the american way of saying it :-)

simonthechipmunk

Are you telling me I’m wrong????????

general-kj

Yup, you probably wrong about a lot of things :-)

simonthechipmunk

I’m smarter than you.

general-kj

Prove it, anyone who is a homophobe I consider braindead therefore I am smarter than you.

simonthechipmunk

How much is 8253x9276? Also I'm proud to be a homophobe.

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simonthechipmunk

@general-kj are you good at math

general-kj

No, my maths exam results just say I am lol

simonthechipmunk

Then you are good at math.

general-kj

Nah im good at maths not math

simonthechipmunk

It’s the same thing.