NO āTELEPHONESā. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND ITāS 1860. LIVE.
NO āWRITINGā⦠TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND ITāS 10,000 BCE.Ā LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO āHIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONSā ā¦USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOMāS CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO āMULTICELLULAR TRAITSāā¦.. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOUāRE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND ITāS 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO āLIFE.ā USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.Ā
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.Ā
PRETEND ITāS 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO āMATTERā. Ā EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO āYOUā, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
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