The Mane Event

Sam had it coming.

Fish murderer.

It wasn’t my fault it looked dirty.

You killed him. You killed poor Sam.

You see nothing. And when are you going to let me drive your ice cream truck?

Kayla, if I didn't stop loving you when you gave my goldfish a bath with shampoo, this also doesn't change that.

I feel pampered.

Do I have to pay for it?

You? No. Never.

Don’t take it personally. I don’t know if I’m celebrating at all. My ex-girlfriend dumped me on the 4th of July last year. I’m still recovering.

Well she's a bitch and is missing out.

I’m very glad I will not be spending the holiday with you.

You aren't spending the holiday with your big brother? What good are you?

So very patriotic.

You’re a mule, aren’t you?

No, I'm a drug dog. We literally just went over this Theo. Keep up!

Can’t be beat.

No, like this.

best looking group around

Your face is going to stay stuck like that.

like what? This?

Says the guy who just let me borrow his lighter.

Thank you.

Always get the crappy bic ones from gas stations. not aesthetically pleasing but they get the job done

Unreliable lighters.

Here, use mine.