Fat to fit, Sooner than later.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

he is more powerful than god

chaotic good

Direct action

sex is cool and all but have you ever had someone who makes you laugh when you’re mad

Libraries are free, mostly. Pretty much everything millennials are “killing” costs money.

Plus, unlike half the stuff we’re killing, libraries actually have a practical use

we out here

Not to be *that* millennial, but as a librarian I’d just like to say that the greatest thing you can do to support your local library is to understand how they are funded and to support their funding with your vote. Libraries can do a lot all on their own but quite often they cannot legally “toot their own horn” so-to-speak when it comes to advocating for sustaining or increasing funding, getting levies or bond issues passed, etc.  Libraries need you to love them not just with your checkouts and attendance at programs.

We can do that too.

build libraries on dead golf courses.

We Are Dewey’s Army X3

I pray to God I'm never at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Amen

I was just saying this

Amen

Daily thought

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

Truth

I like this version better, it’s more realistic

HERE COME THE GENERALS

RISE UP.

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard