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I wonder if you look both ways When you cross my mind

Blizzard: Okay, I get that it’s dangerous. But i’m still coming.

Wisteria: No.

Blizzard: Yes.

Wisteria: No.

Blizzard: Yes!

Blizzard: So what should I-

Wisteria: You’re not coming.

Blizzard: Oh. What?

Wisteria: I don’t know how you didn’t see this happening. Blizzard, there is no chance i’m letting a civilian into a highly dangerous operation. Very dangerous. We have been over how dangerous it is-

Moon: Ugh, this again! We’ve been over how dangerous it is like 800 times. I am never getting in a van with you ever again, Wisteria. 8 hours. 8 hours! 

Wisteria: Who’s fault was it that we were delayed 30 minutes?

Moon: I forgot to leave the gun in the car! Not my fault all the gas station people thought i was going to rob them.

Glacier Falls, 8 hours later

Moon: This isn’t a trap or something? It’s all empty inside.

Blizzard: Hey.

Wisteria: (muttering) I’ll have to give you my jumper or something... you are not wearing that small jacket you have on. It’s a 7 hour ride.

Blizzard: Couldn’t we have taken a plane?

Wisteria: Ha! No chance. We’re so underfunded. Since we’re not shadist, nobody cares about the police here. (head in hands) Berry. This is going to be a total nightmare.

Blizzard: But, hey, get this, it won’t. All I need you to do is try not to get fired, okay? You’re not doing so well on that part.

Wisteria: For you, anything.

Blizzard: Come here~

Wisteria: (softly) I love you.

Charoite: Hello…

Wisteria: (angry silence)

Charoite: I just wanted to apologise for my behaviour yesterday. I’m hoping we can put it behind us.

Wisteria: (muttering) Wow, that’s the same place I want to shove this ‘apology’-

Captain Puffe: (clears throat)

Wisteria: Ugh. Hm. You know what you’re going to be doing today?

Charoite: Yes. 

Capitan Puffe: I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH, WISTERIA. YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO LOSING YOUR PLACE HERE- Oh, Detective Charoite. All ready to go?

Wisteria: (annoyed sigh) 

Charoite: Yeah, all ready. I was just wondering if I could have a couple moments with Detective Twill here?

Wisteria: ...You’re so lucky I managed to get a hold of an old friend in Sweetcrest. At least we’re getting actual equipment and suits if we stop off there. Which we will be, because if we don’t, I will scream. Berry, this is atrocious how this is being handled...

Captain Puffe: ...And you are also going to get counseling lessons on how to talk to your superiors! Do not undermine how much I do for this department-

Wisteria: Oh, things you do like dressing all your undertrained agents about to walk into a dangerous mission like teenagers lining up to get into a The 1975 concert?

Moon: Your girlfriend is totally going to get fired.

Blizzard: I don’t think she cares anymore, honestly.

Moon: (Smirking) No defensive rant about how she’s not your girlfriend?

Wisteria: It’ll be okay. It’ll be good, if I have you.

Blizzard: I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. (smile) Let’s go, we have to leave soon.

Wisteria: I’m sorry, i’m sorry - i’m being selfish. There are more important matters than my sneaking suspicion that everything is going to go wrong. 

Blizzard: I’m not more important than you! Your worries are important. I can’t tell you anything but that i’m sure you’ll figure everything out. You always do.

Wisteria: I’m stupid and angry and so scared. I don’t know if we can do this. If I start taking everything out on you, just ignore it please. I’m sorry.