Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.
JBB: An Artblog!
trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
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in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
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What I’ve gotten out of reading Norse mythology.
why would u do this to anyone I would literally MURDER ANYONE IF THEY CUT MY HAIR OFF HOLY SHIT HOW SHITTY OF A PERSON CAN U BE OMG
Woah ok no, not ok, what kind of scum does that
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
Be Kind to Moth
A short comic based on this post that’s been going around.
funny thing is that a moth came into our house last night and my sister was going to kill it but my dad took it and released it outside
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Why are you so amazing?
How do you mean? :)
#solidarityisforwhitewomen because my culture is your Halloween costume.
smudgedkohl (via smudgedkohl)
You don’t need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.
Paulo Coelho (via stay-ocean-minded)
What you’ll need:
·A coin ·Clear glue ·A gay, cheesy fanfic extract ·A pendant ring (from crafts sotres) Â
1. Take a paragraph from your favorite fanfic or book and print it or photocopy it. Make sure your printer is not in “Draft” mode.Â
2. Clean the coin completely and place it just where you want it to be, over what you want to have in the pendant.
3. Cut roughly around that specific spot. Cover the coin with glue and paste it behind the text, using the light against it to guide you. *If your paper isn’t thick enough, you may want to paste a blank piece of paper underneath your text as a base.
4. Cut out the surplus.
5. Put just a little bit glue over the text, spread it outwars and let it dry.
6. Add a thick, thick layer of glue. This will act as the acrylic that will protect your pendant once it’s completely dry. I suggest you to let it dry overnight. If you want to, you can add a second layer once the first one is dry. This will make it look more… real.
Finally, paste the pendant ring on the back of the coin.
Warnings:
·Try avoiding smut. You don’t want to walk around with the word “pounding” hanging from your neck, do you? ·If anyone asks about it, try not to panic and hide it underneath your shirt. ·Be prepared for  fangirling outbrusts. Just thinking that you have your OTP in your necklace may give you feels.
No, I did NOT cut the HP book. Guys, look at what the text says, “Harry loved Draco”. As far as I know, that line is not in the book.
Well it bloody should have been
[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
[BEATBOXES INTENSELY]Â WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATEÂ
[BUS INTENSIFIES]
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"…Clint Barton?"
"Natasha Romanoff."
"Romanov."
"Whatever."
"You going to kill me, Clint Barton?"
"If I have to, Miss. Romanoff."
"Romanov."
"Whatever."
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
There are fandoms that die out in-between seasons
And then there’s the Sherlock fandom…
women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
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Things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in booksÂ
fingernailsÂ
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
if they correct your grammar
how they treat their parentsÂ
I feel like I should fact check this just in case…
It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.
THANK YOU
Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?
The ride to hell is a twirly one
Look, Satan; no hands!
