Simburbia

The Pleasants

daniel left mary-sue for brandi broke almost immediately when i started playing their household so i lowkey do nawtttt fuck with him

mary-sue threw herself into her work as a community organizer, not quite sure what that has to do with 9/11 though...

The Calientes

calientes are gonna caliente seemed to be the moral of this first play-through of their household

katrina wanted to be in a relationship so I sent her out on a blind date, her date turned out to be married, proposed to her 2 days later and then wanted to try for a baby, caliente #3 incoming...

The Goths

everyone knows that the most important thing to do when you return from an alien abduction is to try for a baby

bella quit her job, which I can't lie, I'm surprised she still had one to quit, after ya know, the whole getting abducted by aliens and going missing thing

not pictured: mortimer chasing that bag and getting hella promotions

The Brokes

thank the lord, brandi broke finally got a job… as a style influencer… ouuuuu that's not…