I hate everything.

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

            " you get the               push pins               when i have               my quadruple               omelet with               three sides               of bacon. and               don't forget               to ask for the               'extra grease'                option.”

Well, this is a great city, you know, it’s definitely the best city in Indiana, probably America, possibly the world. 

                                  hands raise, index fingers pointing towards                                   the man ; feet right outside the door frame-                                  ’ i got a new idea for … ’   &    cue a spin on                                   his heels,  before  digits  tug  to pop up his                                   collar. ’ tommy shoes! ‘

      his eyes closed as if trying to shut himself       off from the world, ron leans his head stea-       dily on index finger and thumb. he is con-       templating to shut the door in his colleague's       face.

      of course any activity that diverts       from government work would be       ron's pleasure to undertake.