I am Sunny2 (too)

You've always been able to understand what animals are saying, but never bothered to tell anyone because it's usually something boring like "Danger!" or "Food!" Except for today. Snorkeling in the middle of the ocean, you hear a deep rumbling "Hello human."

My grandfather did this. He would always talk to me like he cared about what I was saying. He listened to me like whatever I was talking about was the most important thing in the world.

You can find chicken broth without added msg pretty easily but for some reason beef broth without added msg is like trying to track down an endangered bird or something

My dad has a very real msg sensitivity that gives him gigantic migraines and at this point my patience has worn thin explaining this to people and if you try to lecture me about how my dad’s health problem isn’t real I’m gonna cut your head off with a katana like in a samurai movie.

That beef soup that he made was absolutely worth the money, turns out. That was so freaking good.

deleted HHGTTG subplot

Am I expected to know what all of those letters mean?

Hilarious Homosexual Gnomes Teaching Turtles Gardening

Are they single?

Crazy? I was crazy once,,,,, they welded me in a lung. An iron lung. An iron lung with [[HULL BREACH]]. And hull breach makes me crazy…

Dread fills the family as Grandma takes her usual seat at the head of the table. You really thought she would stay dead this time.

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

He didn’t have a name. His creator didn’t bother to name him. After the death of Dr. Frankenstein the creature roamed the earth, always rejected by everyone he met. And then he met a young man named Gomez Adams.

An Elf couple leaves their child with a Human teenager to babysit while they go on a date. When they return the Human is middle aged and the Elf child now sees the Human as their parent.