ONE DIRECTION

niall: me? well as you know i started in one direction, you know the band, with louis and harry and liam, speaking of which have you heard harry’s new song?

interviewer: i meant you yourself niall

1. Those two went to the same concert a couple of years ago and DIDNT GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER 2. Auditioned for the same show and then met IN A BATHROOM???? WITH OOPS! AND HI????? 3. Louis asked Harry for an autograph and a pic because he knew he was going places (LIKE?) 4. The judges put them in the same band and HARRY FUCKING JUMPED TO LOUIS ARMS 5. They spent plenty of time together messing around during the whole show. 6. Didn’t win but kept the band and those fuckers would flirt anywhere in anytime. 7. NEXT TO FUCKING YOU 8. THE PARIS INTERVIEW 9. THE WELLINGTON CURSE 10. AND DALLAS (LIKE??? THE FUCK???) 11. THE MATCHING TATTOOS GAME STARTED 12. AND COOL BECAUSE THOSE GODDAMN MATCHIE MATCHIE ARE NAUTICAL 13. MIRROING THAT SHIT AINT NATURAL 14. THEY DIDNT HAVE AN HOUR TOGETHER IN 1DDAY (SUSPICIOUS AF) 15. ALL THE SONGS. 16. STRONG/HAPPILY 17. LOUIS WAS PROTECTIVE ON STAGE 18. HARRY STARTED TO SUPPORT IN ITS FULLEST WAY THE LGTBI+ COMMUNITY AND SO DID LOUIS 19. RBB/SBB 20. NO CONTROL/STOCKHOLM SYNDROME 21. AFTER FUCKING YOU. 22. DRAG ME DOWN/OLIVIA/HOME 23. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES 24. THEY EVEN LOOK ALIKE SOMETIMES AND THATS FUCKED UP 25. NONE OF THEM HAD DENIAL LARRY IN PERSON

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26. THOSE TWO TURNED TWITTER IN THEIR BITCH 27. ALL THE BOYS SHIP IT AND READ LARRY SIGNS 28 THE TWEET ALWAYS IN MY HEART????? LOUIS TWEETED THAT SHIT AND HASNT DELETE IT (See what I did with the number 28?)

“Sweet Creature is one of the ones that I’m most fond of on the album.”

“Sweet Creature is one of the ones that I’m most fond of on the album.”

“fond”

“FOND”

Harry tweeted.

He quoted a cute Louis then and now tweet and attached a broken link to it.

Then fandom went into a collective meltdown.

Louis came online and followed Lorde, who was just on SNL and performed a song called Greenlight.

The tweet was online for 30 mins and then someone acquired that broken link and linked it to a NSFW larry porn account.

The tweet was deleted 7 or so mins after that.

The tweet stayed for more than 40 mins on a multi-million dollar twitter account that is actively promoting a solo debut of crazy proportions.