🐌Number 1 Webttore Misser🐜

I am a normal person and can be trusted around fictional characters who think they aren't entirely human

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you