bobby

since these utter buffoons officially qualified for the world cup (let’s do this ⚽️) it’s about time i rec you our football dudes, here are some key clowns i mean essential players to watch for 🇩🇪👋

first, have one of our hot weirdos with his puppy to bait you

if that interests you maybe nice thighs and arms will as well

that being said we’re good to go 

so who are these shapely men in black then

the german football team 2021 — coached by our nation’s tiny football dad hansi flick 

can you spot him, hint hint he’s surrounded by a bunch of drama divos

hansi is very important as he recently joined for a new era, not just because’s he’s walking all these attractive models around to drop our jaws but um i mean

anyway i digress, more about father hansi in a minute. for overview purposes have a cheesy overedited pic of everyone who is currently kicking the ball around for us, not 100% up to date but you get a good idea

”kader” translates to “our squad” basically

but to us they are family, football is a big ole deal in germany

we all lose our marbles over the games (picture: pre-covid public viewing) and i’m about to explain you why our sexy football husbands are kicking up such a storm 

welcome to our world. send in the clowns

Also the posibility that it would chip the ears so then bruce would have 2 stumpy bat ears

yes yes yes!! Bruce is smitten ok!! he's obsessed!! he's down horrendous !!