Silber

I just popped our air matress and woke dead sweat on the couch and said "the existance of air matresses and water beds imply the existance of fire matresses and earth matresses" and i dont think the world is ready for that

So im doing a weird thing where i take my glasses cleaning rag (the fancy one i got with glasses for computer stuff and im putting it over my mouth when im watching Videos, this isnt a fetish thing (Its not) my autism just genuinely has a problem talking over videos and i am trying to get that voice in the back of my head to shut up while the movie is playing

I take one look at my friends and realize they all have a tumblr, then i look at them and realize, wait, im also a friend with a tumblr

Ben: "Ok so this thing is the most powerful thing in the universe, can transform me into anything in the span of even past the galaxy, gives me the power to add almost anything to that list of transformations and can bring me back from death...Am i missing anything" Azmuth: That sounds about to be everything Kevin: Hey Tennyson, you got the time? Ben: Godammit Azmuth!

"Hey you wanna get rid of these fleas, cat?" "I mite!"

What if the people on tumblr who weren't following the rules...We're Called "Tumblr Weeds"