ginga crack (dead/archived)

Ken: What is it now, Kyō?

Kyoshiro: @incorrectgingaquotes is dying again.

Ken: Is there anything we could do to save it?

Kyōshirō: How am i supposed to know without @starstriiker-k9 ?

Starstriker: Kyōshirō, i’m gonna make another skit and revive it! Don’t be so impatient, alright?

Kyōshirō: You better.

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Ben: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Gin: I did. I broke it…

Ben: No. No, you didn’t. Moss?

Moss: Don’t look at me. Look at Akatora.

Akatora: What?! I didn’t break it.

Moss: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Akatora: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Moss: Suspicious.

Akatora: No, it’s not!

Smith: If it matters, probably not… Cross was the last one to use it.

Cross: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Smith: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Cross: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Smith!

Gin: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Ben.

Ben: No. Who broke it?

Sniper: [whispering] Ben, Hyena’s been awfully quiet…

Hyena: Really?!

Sniper: Yeah, really!

*Arguement in background*

Ben: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

It’s a lil early for pride month but I had the urge to make ginga pride icons with only the most Valid lgbt headcanons! I wanna do more of these so more headcanons are appreciated, especially for flags I haven’t done yet (but all welcome)

lesbian Bellatrix / gay Rocket / bisexual Gin

trans Smith / ace GB / aro Benizakura

Dog: I HATE YOU, RAAARGH, GTFO

Gin: *beats up dog*