Liam & Noel and getting arrested
Noel: I do deal with criminals, our Liam's been arrested more than one occasion.
Matt: Who's got more arrests, you or Liam?
Noel: Liam, Liam. Yeah, he's got quantity, but I've got real quality arrests, proper ones. He's got stuff for being drunk and disorderly, I've got stuff for robbery. (...) He's got a few, but he's never been charged or anything.
Noel: Hmm. You sound disappointed, all this "really? Aw" (laugh)
RB: Well you'd reckon that once he's in for questioning Liam's not like "I'm sorry officer..."
Noel: The love for our kid in this room is amazing, innit. "What? He's never been charged? Really? Aw."
RB: C'mon, we'll get him with something! Someone have a look at his computer! Let's stick him up!
Noel: We'll pin something on him.
RB: What are your arrests, Noel?
Noel: Uh, robbery— ugh, I don't want bring this up. When I was a young juvenile delinquent I— burglary.
RB: That's really bad (laugh). Aw, he's just making his way through life, old Noel Gallagher.
Noel: And another one for possession of some uh...
RB: That was after Oasis or before?
So I went and checked and Liam has, in fact, never been charged. Which is mad. Liam's been:
Arrested and deported for the ferry incident on the way to Amsterdam (1994)
Cautioned for possession of drugs, released without charge (1996)
Cautioned for grabbing a cyclist's shirt and dragging him alongside the car in which he was a passenger (1997)
Arrested for head-butting a fan in Australia and released on bail, he paid 60k to the fan after (1998)
Arrested for smashing a photographer's camera, got out on bail (1998)
Got investigated for allegedly groping a flight attendant on a plane to Brazil, police dropped the case after investigation (2001)
Arrested in Munich for assaulting an officer and property damage. At one point he was facing two years but obviously nothing happened, paid 50k on bail (2002)
So he has never been charged and cautions aren't necessarily on the record, so Liam could easily just not have a criminal record lmao.
Noel however has been charged for robbery, shoplifting and possession of drugs:
I was arrested a few times, for shoplifting, robbery, all of which fucking haunt me to this day. I’ve still got a police record. If you’re caught three times you pretty much know that you’re not destined for a life of crime.
— Noel in 'Supersonic: the Complete, Authorised and Uncut Interviews' (2016)
(tbh I'm not sure why i did this, I was just surprised by what Noel said and I doubted it but turns out Noely G was saying the truth for once lmao)