Silver

Tw: se/x/ual language, some nasty se/x/ual stuff

As we know his manga bio states he doesn't care about the girl's "smarts" as long as she's "cute" which already tells us he cares about looks more than anything. "Cute" can also reffer to the behavior, like being submissive but that isn't the case. When he first met Lisa Lisa he basically wanted to hatefuck her, she was bossy and a "bitch" in his words

BUT he also describes her behavior as cute anyway.

So basically in order for JOSEPH FUCKING JOESTAR to fuck you you must be REALLY hot. Nothing else matters. He hates ugly old women like that one that tried to flirt with him (part 3), and yes it's not because he restricts himself because he is married, he had a pretty horny reaction to Mariah which also proves he is into BOOB INFLATION.

^eye boner

Caesar on the other hand is very fucked up

Not only he doesn't care, he will lie to you and cheat on you but he also did stuff in his youth. No matter what translation, official or not it always implies that he r*ped someone. Do you want your boyfriend to be a r*pist

Joseph wouldn't fuck you unless you're a 10/10 bimbo

Caesar would cheat on you in less than a day

This is a fact and if you think it isn't you don't understand these characters. What I say is 100% canon and if you don't like it find different characters to obsess about.

@deliciest @catneylang