lol what ?

my dark circles are just a side effect of the vampirism

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers

good night to people who write extremely rare-pair fanfiction, enthusiasts of the college au, people who hate canon with a passion, people old enough to have been squicked, gen z wattpad users, forgotten OCs from 13 years ago, the kudos button on ao3, people who write one-shots exclusively, the first kisses that happen on chapter 42 at the Earliest, enemies to friends to enemies again to lovers, and lastly… people who comment on fanfiction regardless of when it was posted

i make this post every week but Where is my hot vamp milf wife?????? where IS she????

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

steven universe denied me health care benefits

respect trans people’s chosen names and pronouns or die

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain