avoiding attachment pretty anxiously

naz gave donte his chain to wear postgame bc it was his birthday? oh i KNEW they were fucking

i’m here to spread my rookie rare pair agenda!! bc i didn’t watch khaman maluach and joan beringer get all physical with each other for NO reason and then giggle about it during a preseason game on a random day in july for it to get lost in the (admittedly way more backstory-ed and compelling) sauce of the dylan harper ace bailey carter bryant rpf 😸😸😸

no one has ever “are they lovers? worse”-ed the way studbudz are “are they lovers? worse”-ing right now

shedeur sanders is the most babygirl to ever babygirl i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

idk how people can invest their hearts into football bc it feels like i’ve been watching this ravens preseason game for five seconds and there’s already a rookie whose season might be over and i feel devastated for him like what???

guys… i lowkey love julius foolius dubious handle randle and i’m glad he’s back with the twolves and no twitter bro can make me feel otherwise

tell me why i’m walking around with my mom living my best little life when all of sudden she tells me i need to be more like jaden mcdaniels