Silly Goose Posting

There is a certain meditative sweetness to sleep that you get in between alarms. I feel at one with rest and peace and my mind and body 

The next drunk cigarette I will have will be those asbestos cigarettes from the early 1900s

I wish I was someone’s beloved house pet. Life would be so fucking nice. Zero responsibilities, no bills or really any worries, no work. I wouldn’t be so fucking mentally ill and traumatized. Every time I see a cat in someone’s window they’re so peaceful and dogs are so happy. I want that. The world fucking sucks, politicians want my people dead and everything is expensive. I feel envious of my cat sometimes

He used a hyper-realistic knife to stab the hyper-realistic victim hyper-realistically which caused hyper-realistic blood to come out of his hyper-realistic body. The killer stared with his hyper-realistic blood shot eyes that were dripping with blood. He then in a voice that only an insane person could make said “get some rest” 

I am autismaxxing so hard these bitches ain’t ready

Do you think eggs get scared when they’re being boiled?

Bilbo was doing WHAT to the ring in his pocket!?!?

She comorbid on my neurodivergence till I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH