Random facts about the postal twins + postal dude headcannons
-The twins were born during the events of postal 2 and in postal 4 they're in their 20's.
-p1 and p3 have met them when they were babies.
-Dee Dee has hallucinations but keeps them to herself in fear of judgment.
-Kyle has been forbidden from wearing Trenchcoats by the bitch.
-Dee Dee looks more like the bitch while Kyle looks like dude. Bitch hates that Kyle looks like his father.
-Dude carries a photo of the twins in his wallet.
-Kyle has been mistaken for Dude by the police a couple times and has been arrested.
-Dee dee loves animals and owns a pet rat named Cheddar.
-Champ has tried to eat Cheddar.
-The twins weren't bullied in school because people were scared and kind of respected them because of Dude being their father.
-Kyle has forced Dee dee to do twin costumes for Halloween almost every year.