Sky Pirates

Clancee: he looked at me mocking and said

Dogshank: Only if you also don't ask why

Dogshank: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Flintlocke :

Dogshank:

Nadhakhan : Wasn't Dogshank with you? 


Nadakhan : Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Delara, desperately, as Nadakhan bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Nadakhan : Oh! B positive.

Delara: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Dogshank: *exists*

Dogshank: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Bucko: You mean literally or figuratively?

Dogshank: It’s Christmas! Do you know what tha t means?

Flintlocke: Nadakhan is it gonna yell at us because of the frozen water?

Dogshank: ye-

Clancee: what’s Chi-Chistmas?

Dogshank & Flintlocke slowly turn towards Clancee:

Flintlocke: what did you just say?

Clancee: I jus-just asked what c-Chistmas is

Dogshank: did you never celebrate Christmas growing up?

Clancee: N-No

Flintlocke: give us one hour

Nadakhan: WHY IS THE SHIP NOT MO-

Nadakhan looks around the room and at Dogshank: Dogshank, why are you dressed as Santa? and why is monkey wrench, dressed as Rudolph?

Nadakhan looks over to Doubloon: and why is the Doubloon dress as a fucking Christmas tree?

Nadakhan looks over to Flintlocke and Clancee: Flintlocke, I WOULD LOVE a explanation of why Clancee is sitting on your shoulders holding a star?

Flintlocke:

Nadakhan :

Nadakhan : Delara, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Delara: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Flintlocke: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Clancee: I knew I l-l-lost that po-potential some-e-ewhere!

Dogshank : My moral code, is that you?

Nadakhan :

Delara: Love is free!

Flintlocke: Adventure is free.

Clancee: Know-Knowledge is f-f-free.

Doubloon: :(