hit me daddy

-don’t let me watch grown up tv.

-take away “grown up privileges” like my phone and computer after too long.

-“glass? Nah, glasses are for grown ups. You need a cover on your drink so you don’t spill. Here’s your sippy cup.”

-“you want to eat off a big girl plate? No, no. Your princess plate is pretty and plastic so you won’t break it baby.”

-make me wear diapers so I don’t have an accident.

-make me take a bath because I’m too little for a shower, I might fall.

-cut up my food so I don’t choke (or make me cut it up for long distance).

-“are you talking back to me young lady? Put in your paci like a good little baby.”

-make my decisions for me.

-tell me I’m too little and that I absolutely need your help.

-even if I fight back, tell me how cute I am when I try to be a grown up.

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄